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Hey fat ass, don't leave your bigass truck with 4 back tires running unattended outside the bar after last call. What else you think would happen to it? Your lucky I pulled over after I couldn't figure out the headlight situation, somehow you found me and could of kicked the fuck out of me but were so fat you gave up after about 100 yards of chasing me.

 

Note to self, DON'T DRINK WHISKEY!

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hahahahah. sounds like a good night

 

Ya it turned out wild, fuck drinkin whiskey no more for me the shit even had me exaggerating my story about the truck. I was drunk as fuck. It was basically me playing a dumb drunken joke on someone which I should have never done. I was just gonna go around the block and drop it back where it was but I got lost so I parked it and was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on... the dude rolled up beside me in another car I got scared cause he was way bigger than I so I bolted. He did chase me but I remember now he was yelling to me where the keys were and I told em they were in the truck and to be honest that is probably when he stopped chasing me cause that was all he was concerned about.

 

Sorry my drunken state exaggerated my story, didn't mean to lie to you oontz! And as payback I have been hung over all day and will probably get the shit beat out of me for this.

 

FUCK YOU WHISKEY!

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