bed framed Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 fuck her right in the pussy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 i got black out drunk at a 7 year olds brithday party, puked all over her cake and shit. does it count now i'm legal to drink? dope thread.. I haven't laughed as hard at the internet in ages awesome i'm not funny, but i'll chip in, this thread is :rocket::rocket: most mornings i drink 4 cups of coffee before i leave for work. if they make me have to poop i hold it until work and just leak farts throughout my commute i was painting on saturday in mud/quicksand (quickmud?) that was probably 5 inches deep - i was standing on an island of trash and branches i had piled up. so some homeless dude showed up drunk and loud and PISSED at me painting. i wasn't gonna leave unless he came at me. he starts to, and i start packing up. i look up in time to see him trip and go down face-first into the mud 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Wtf was he gonna do?:joycat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 deja vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 This happened a while back, but I told my lady about it and she said it made her think I was more of an asshole than usual, and that it wasn't funny which makes me assume some of you pricks will enjoy it. So I'm at the dog park throwing for my dogs and I see this guy's kids wandering from dog to dog all around the park. They are little, like 5 I'd guess, but they're coming up to dogs and just grabbing tails and basically just begging to get bit. One of these kids has Down's... I watch for a while and head to the other side of the park because one of my dogs doesn't love kids and I don't want to be the one that deals with a big bloody foreheaded kid. About ten minutes later I see the downs kid grab a chocolate lab's tail and the dog gives some serious warning barks very close to his face. Naturally, the kid is now crying and screaming. I see down's dad come over and gets in the face of the lab's owner saying he shouldn't have an aggressive dog at the park, blah blah blah. I don't have much patience for bullshit, so I beeline towards the dad and tell him. " Your kid deserved far more than a warning bark, you're failing as a parent if you're teaching them its okay do grab the tails of dog's they don't know. This is a fucking dog park. Not a fucking petting zoo for your retard." He told me I was a fucking asshole, grabbed his kids and left. I had kind of wanted to fight him in front of his kids, but he wasn't as interested in escalating the situation as much as I was. Never saw him at the park again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Damn lol but I hate faggot parents that don't keep their kids in check. If I did that when I was young and you came up to my mom and told her it was my fault for getting bit she would have slapped me for being so dumb But also she would actually be monitoring me and would've checked me after the first time I did it. It's your job to watch your shitty kids. No one gives a fuck about them but you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 This happened a while back, but I told my lady about it and she said it made her think I was more of an asshole than usual, and that it wasn't funny which makes me assume some of you pricks will enjoy it.........He told me I was a fucking asshole, grabbed his kids and left. I had kind of wanted to fight him in front of his kids, but he wasn't as interested in escalating the situation as much as I was. Never saw him at the park again. Asshole negates asshole? Might have been a bit over to call his kid a tard and to want to fight some kid's parent in front of their kids, unless you regularly appear on Jerry Springer. But, dude was def not on point as a parent. Terrible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Lml, his kid was probably in the car like "daddy what's a retard?" While he chokes back tears. Reminds me of the down syndrome kid petting Brian at Wal-Mart cutaway on family guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 A lot of the supermarkets around me will hire the retarded as baggers. Someone or other I knew was telling me they were in the supermarket at checkout and not realizing commented that something was retarded, and the bagger says no, I'm retarded. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 dude you called his kid a tard, i'm dying oh fuck omb's comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Asshole negates asshole? Might have been a bit over to call his kid a tard and to want to fight some kid's parent in front of their kids, unless you regularly appear on Jerry Springer. But, dude was def not on point as a parent. Terrible. Yeah, I'm def not saying I was in the right in any capacity. I was truly being a terrible adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Lol, i vaguely remember either in this thread or things you hate, saying i hate making small talk with the retarded grocery baggers... I'm not a "good" person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 They always have to comment on what you bought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 agreed he was wrong to be wrathful, but the dad was an idiot for huffing & puffing when his dumbass kids were clearly bothering them dogs. fuck him, they should get a dog of their own that loves his kids instead of harassing other peoples & guilt-tripping morsels of empathy. if anything, you saved the park. not to encourage you to be an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Take the pups on a hike. Less people out there means statistically less retarded children. Plus your dogs will love you for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 there's a boy with a bad mike tyson lisp who works at the counter in a shop just doon the road from me... recently I have found myself adding up the items I'm buying until the total comes to exactly £3.34... then I hand the boy a tenner note and he'll say; "Thereth your thix thixty thix change!" then I leave laughing to myself uncomfortably... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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