obi1_77 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 I'm Ron Burgundy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 "Dont just stare at it, eat it" -American Psycho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 greattt quote right here So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 two dollars sorry johnny i dont have a dime. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 give me the fuckin shooter! i'll give ya the fuckin shooter ya cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 pretty much my attitude any time someones starts running their mouth. too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 sorry johnny i dont have a dime. DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME. TWO DOLLARS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I'm Larry David, And I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Rule #37) no excuses, play like a champion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. /nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIEtheADDICT Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 "Dont try to bullshit a bullshiter!!" -Training Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIEtheADDICT Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 "You deliberately disobeyed me!" -Lion King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos211 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 "women cant live with them... thats it"- the king al bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 You're My Boy Blue!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 I want to have your abortion. -fight club (never made it into the movie) Wake up, time to die. - blade runner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 "Check this shit out, Lunch box. Animal tranquilizers! This shit FUCKS you up like percocets!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 "Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 All I need is a title. I was thinking on the lines of "No TV and No Beer Make Homer" something something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 " i wish i could go back thirty years ago" "why? so you can kick my ass" "no, so i could loan your parents the money to get an abortion" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebosdj Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Whats wrong with your eyes? -Terminator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.G.M.I.S Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "dont fear the dead... Pity the living." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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