Prime Chaos Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 let me get this straight, Your going to live with your lonely old gramps who is worth a few million dollars. dude sounds old so he could kick the bucket at any time, sounds like hes already losing his mind.... become his best friend get in his will. get paid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Never run out of these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 when you asked him about the piss juggs, did he simply tell you that "it's the way of the road"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I've been there, it was 2005. Grampa used to bring in wet clothes off the line from the backyard because "people will steal them" Tried to set his son and daughter on a date, he had forgotten they were siblings. It's just keeps getting worse and you want to punch things, until slowly they just sit and stare out the window or at the wall, and continue losing weight to the point that you can not only see bone but ligament as well. They lie in bed, start communicating with people who have already died then they just never wake up. I'm getting kinda emotional thinking about it, what's worse is that we'll all be there one day but probably more severe with all the weed/booze/general partying we've done in our 20's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Ps- you'll realize there's no point in explaining logic, it's just easier to agree with them and say whatever will make them happy because they'll forget about shit 11 seconds later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I've only read the first page. Since this is channel zero and the thread is over 5 pages long, I assume we are now talking about something drunken asshole oner knows nothing about, juggalos or its random picture posting free for all --- But here -- Take this time to learn how to fix things around the house. I'll assume you'll have the internet. You can look up how to fix ANYTHING on the internet. Fix stuff. Take this time to go to school as well. Perfect. You're getting paid to do chores, basically and you have no rent. Do that shit. Full time school = not so lonely. You'll also get to meet people at school. edit: thread still on topic? the fuck? is it 2005? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I also read only the 1st page for obvious reasons. BUT I think u should get on his really good side and get that inheritance money my G. or Get gramps high...kinda like getting ru dog high u know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnms Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Not too long ago my grandpa went to the hospital for a very foggy reason. All i know is when i showed up to see him, he told me this insane story which consisted of the hospital staff had rubbed his own feces gently around his mouth while the rest of the staff was in the hallway dancing around a fire and laughing like indians. He insisted that he was not confused and that this was absolutely real. I hear you yo. Old and confused people can be funny for 2 minutes, then it becomes utterly sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 fuck your grandpas old withered geriatric butthole. masturbate onto everything he touches daily. suck his dick when he is asleep. take pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 In other words, let twinky live through you and address the issues of his childhood. While taking pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I'm getting kinda emotional thinking about it, what's worse is that we'll all be there one day but probably more severe with all the weed/booze/general partying we've done in our 20's. its karma brah...do good and hopefully someday something good will happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 So if this afternoon is any indication of what is to come everything is gonna be alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 be a good dude to him. get shit done, draw rap letters if you spray, old people sometimes have cool shit around the house, maybe it will rule. maybe he will slowly regain his strength and kill you in your sleep thinking you are an intruder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 yea lorem.... wrong generation. Really old people are mostly against all drugs. I say mostly because im sure there are 80 year olds out there turned out on all types of drugs but not this guy. Im going to have to start slow with him. "fine cigars" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Dude is going to be like 'Darius' in 'When Keeping it real goes wrong' fetching condoms for his grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59north Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Never run out of these: SO FUCKING TRUE. Just buy costco boxes of em. And hey, if your grandpa doesnt need em anymore because, you know, he DIES, you can always give em out at his funeral. Thats what we did last week for Great Grammy. Haahahha. Aww i made myself sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 did someone mention my name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Take pic of everything in the house email the notsofat guy ?????? Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 my grandmas a little over 80. just got prescribed her potcard to help sleeping and such. she doesn't get out of her house much so ive been getting her edibles and some healing salve massage oil./nogrannyruboner. shes diggin it. says its been working and seems very pleased. for an older person to find simple relief at an old age fucking win! getting granny high on the reg. why not eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 good deeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 This is how i imagine your coming months turning out ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bububublah Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 It could be worse somehow but I don't know how. Just think of it as a new hold on life. Best of luck to ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I dunno that abcs is exactly "charging" his grandfather for this... ...but :lol: :lol: :lol: at you acting like you'd do it for free or not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 u got it made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 word tadat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 9, 2011 Author Share Posted March 9, 2011 See what i said. People catch feeling when i spread the negs. This isn't a new situation anymore. I been here 4 months almost. I got a thousand dollar a month raise and im 43 days away from being able to pay off probation and get discharged. The assisted living people wanted $ 5500 a month. Nobody in their right mind woud do this work for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 9, 2011 Author Share Posted March 9, 2011 double post. Your welcome for the 3 red blocks too. You clearly mad/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Vegas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 your on probation and 20k in debt ...... take what you can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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