screaming hand logo Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 oc80's before the new formula will get you a pretty penny. 26 days clean from painkillers. fuck yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 it wasn't the joke. blacken just sounds retarded. and every time i read his shit i get this sudden urge to punch the closest thing next to me. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 something like this... except with more piss bottles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 You probably are sir.... i also want to slapyou but thats because you're a filthy nigger and i was brought up to hate and abuse you people. so nothing personal man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Depending on the level of dementia involved I think that this should be viewed as a opportunity more than anything. I would contact DSHS or whatever the social services branch of the local government is called out there. There are Medicaid programs that pay family members to be care takers, I looked into it for my gf's grandmother. The money is pretty minimal, in the neighborhood of minimum wage, but given your history being a state certified caregiver who took care of a elderly gentleman to work your way through college might help balance out your history to employers. My stepsister runs a home for old folks/retards out of her house and makes pretty good dough. She never has any time off but is pulling around 170K and the property is like a big tax write-off. If his dementia gets too severe however I would look at calling it off unless you really have the personality for it. The Alzheimer's patients I have been around had me wanting to run in the opposite direction after about 2 min. On a side note I like threads like this that are about real life more than 12 pages of seeing who can try to make the word nigger funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 Use your situation to pick up girls: "Oh hi, what do you do?" [dramatic pause] "I quit working so I could take care of my elderly grandfather." "OMG...that's so sweet, let me slob your knob!" a bizarre yet promising new angle. ^^^ His son, my uncle said something to him years and years back. First off my uncle is a stiff. Straight laced no fun textbook definition of nerd but whatever. It couldnt have been too bad or disrespectful. Maybe a little sacrastic but the old man NEVER forgave him. He will call me sayin some shit like Bob was over and stole something or other. Bob took my iron or bob stole my pants. bob stole my ladder. I just don't want to be the new Bob. The guy is loaded but reeeeeal cheap. To justify bringing my computer over there i will have to chip in on the electric bill. I will have to keep a store of my own food and pretty much go out of my way to not be the bad guy. The real real of it. He wants to stay at his house thats fine. He is just no longer capable of being there by himself. He wont go for a live in nurse/stranger. Sure i'm being paid but i'm giving up a lot. I will probably have a curfew or some shit. End up sitting around listening to Rush Limbaugh all damn day. Im still gonna be broke as all the money will be funneled to the court and the state. Its certainly not situation conducive to getting laid. You kno when they are talking about an alcoholic sneaking drinks out of their closet. Well.... Fuck Seriously im going to have to do the maximum in the minimum amount of time there and be at school alot I'm really hoping me being there makes him less crazy. Ya kno... so i can defuse shit before he blows it out of proportion in his mind. Just having someone to talk to should be healthy for him atleast. I shouldnt make it out like hes a bad guy. I love the guy (nh) but its kinda overwhelming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 waite..you're getting paid 2 grand to do shit most people to on a day to day basis? what the fuck is wrong with you. I didnt read past this response, i think it was number 6. Quit fucking crying to pussy. You aint got shit else to do, youre getting payed, and you crying about helping your fucking grandfather? Wow...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I owe in the neighborhood of 20K. Im on probation no job no car I wont be able to have any visitors Im gonna be stuck I cant just sit around and get drunk, cant drive This seems the the same problem everyone in the Detroit metro area has, it is a depressing cauldron of fail. At least you are in school though. Still think Detoilet is better than my situation in AZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I mean this is all well and good until winter hits, you get stranded, and he kills you with a roque mallet. Also to all the people talking shit think about it...I find it hard to believe any of you would *immediately* jump at the opportunity to leave all your friends and acquaintances to take care of an elderly grandparent who is going insane as it is. Shit's gonna be an exercise in solidarity 24-7, it's not like he can just call up his boys whenever he's bored and go out for the night. Still though, 2,000 bucks a month for everyday shit is a VERY good deal, especially if the guy hangs on for a while. Get your debt paid and stack some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 ^^^ This , espc if it is tax free w/ no paper trail. Since it is your Family paying, you can file it under "gift", and not income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL_MICHOACANO Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 FIRST OFF HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OWE 20K TO SOMEONE AND UR STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL DID HE BUY YOU A CAR OR SOMTHING?LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Yeah, because "being in school" is totally exclusive to high school. There is no other school after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 TYPE IN CAPS AND GET MAD ATTENTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 life insurance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 or medicare fraud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 good luck dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 abcs From the whatwethinkyoulooklike thread... Read the text in his voice the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 you are going to drink one of those piss bottles (hopefully by accident) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT. Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 if you owe 20k you only have to do this for a little under a year to pay that off, and that year could easily be his last. quit being a pussy faggot and help your fuckin' grandpa. also do the picking up women with the "I quit working so I could take care of my elderly grandfather." line because then you and him could double team her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Video tape the whole situation and become a youtube star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visiting Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 one day youll be stoked you got to kick it with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wafflecakee Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 freights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 being his wingman would only be fun if he wasnt one of the surly dickheaded old men, & was somewhat sociable if he turns out to be a hermit, just buy him a fleshlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Move into the attic, smoke reefer and drink beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 You should take him for walks if there is a park near by. It'll be good to get him out of the house, but make sure he's bundled up good bc old people love to complain about being cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Ignore him till he stops talking permanently, then have a house party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 You should take him for walks if there is a park near by. It'll be good to get him out of the house, but make sure he's bundled up good bc old people love to complain about being cold. Yeah don't forget to bring a bag either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 really this all depends on how good he is. Good in terms of capability and presence of mind. If hes chill then it should be fine. If it devolves into suspicion or resentment then i dont kno. If im able to step out for a few hours of leisure and hit the local tavern occasionally its good. The way my mom was talking tho.... Shes like hes going to be real possessive of his food so you may want to keep some stashed away in your room... and trying to micromanage the electrical bill. Hopefully i can just throw money at any type of issue thats not a big deal and squash it like that. i hope i can get him out and about some. Nobodys forcing me to do this. I'm just trying to have an open mind and be positive but theres more to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 So abc your mother still dictates what you do and where you live? How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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