~~HONG KONG CHANK WEARS OLD MAN MASK. SNEAKS INTO GAY CANADA, EH?~~

[sayWORD?]

milk in a bag? nigga you must be in the sticks.

 

the literacy rate you speak of shocks me, but then again what the fuck do i care if another nigga can read or write.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gasfacevictm]

Considering how high an opinion most Canadians have of their country, I would think all of you eskimos would want to have a literacy rate that was higher than most developing African nations that still circumcise girls and think that sexing a virgin will cure the AIDS.

 

Guys with bones through their noses can read better than almost half your country in multiple languages.

 

I'm lolling at that picture though.

[geezpot]

Considering how high an opinion most Canadians have of their country, I would think all of you eskimos would want to have a literacy rate that was higher than most developing African nations that still circumcise girls and think that sexing a virgin will cure the AIDS.

 

Guys with bones through their noses can read better than almost half your country in multiple languages.

 

 

Seriously where do you get your uneducated facts from?

 

Canada is not all igloos and inbred illiterate eskimos.

 

If you're trolling this into a Canada sucks thread then great job btw.

 

Have you ever even been to Canada?

You should travel to the westcoast, it's one of the nicest places in north america.

[MedicineCabinet]

Police arrest passenger who boarded plane in Hong Kong as an old man in flat cap and arrived in Canada a young Asian refugee.[/color][/size][/b]

 

It reads like a plotline from the hi-tech Mission: Impossible spy films.

Elderly white man in flat cap, brown cardigan and thin-rimmed specs boards plane in Hong Kong and alights in Canada as a young Asian man.

However, the suspicions of eagle-eyed staff as he was boarding were aroused by his strangely youthful hands.

 

 

 

And when the old man didn't disembark the flight at Canada's Vancouver airport, police swooped and discovered an astonishing plot.

In what Canadian authorities are describing as an 'unbelievable case of concealment', it transpires that the young man had boarded the plane in elaborate disguise with a silicone face and neck mask - and switched identities in the plane toilet in mid-air.

An intelligence alert released by the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) stated: 'Information was received from Air Canada Corporate Security regarding a possible imposter on a flight originating from Hong Kong.

'The passenger in question was observed at the beginning of the flight to be an elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young looking hands.

 

Starting point: Hong Kong International Airport, where the man boarded the plane

'During the flight the subject attended the washroom and emerged an Asian-looking male that appeared to be in his early 20s.'

On landing, the passenger was escorted off the plane by Border Services Officers, who he then asked for refugee status.

The passenger, who isn't being named due to privacy laws in Canada, initially denied the incident, claiming he had only the one bag he was carrying.

But when the authorities confronted him with two more bags, one of which contained the peeled-off silicone face and neck mask, he capitulated.

The alert stated: 'One bag contained the subject's personal clothing items while the second contained a pair of gloves.

'The third contained a disguise kit which consisted of a silicone type head and neck mask of an elderly Caucasian male, a brown leather cap, glasses and a thin brown cardigan.'

 

The authorities then requested the passenger put the disguise back on so they could confirm their suspicions, and noted that he even mimicked the movements of an elderly person for them.

Jennifer Bourque, regional communications officer for the CBSA, confirmed the body had 'intercepted an individual, on October 29, attempting to enter Canada under false pretenses on-board an Air Canada flight.

'CBSA can confirm that the foreign national is currently in CBSA detention.'

The agency refused to reveal several details about the man's disguise but did disclose he had embarked with a boarding pass belonging to another passenger.

 

More...

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'It is believed that the subject and the actual United States Citizen passenger (whose date of birth is 1955) performed a boarding pass swap, with the subject using an Aeroplan card as identification to board the flight,' stated the alert.

Aeroplan is a credit card where card holders can earn frequent flyer miles.

'We can confirm that officials from the CBSA met a passenger arriving off AC018 Hong Kong to Vancouver on October 29 and the matter is still under investigation,' said Air Canada spokesman Peter Fitzpatrick.

Mr Fitzpatrick pointed out that there are multiple identity checks that occur before passengers leave Hong Kong international airport, including Chinese government-run Hong Kong passport control.

Hong Kong officials are aware of the incident.

The type of mask, covering the face and neck, is similar to the ones used by Tom Cruise's character Ethan Hunt in the film Mission : Impossible II.

Characters in the hi-tech secret agent film repeatedly conceal and change their identities by donning and removing similar latex masks.

At one point, someone even uses a mask to pose as Ethan Hunt on an aeroplane.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326885/Man-disguise-boards-international-flight-flat-cap-arrives-Asian-refugee.html

crazy stuff...

[T.T Boy]

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ca.html

 

hey troll 99% of us as well as americans are literate.

[MedicineCabinet]

[substanceOVERhype]

[SystemFailure]

It began with...

 

 

It went on to become...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+1...

 

[substanceOVERhype]

BUT INSIDE HE FEELS LIKE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

and your milk comes in a bag. oh canada when will you learn

 

When I lived in New Mexico during my elemeanary school years, I had bags pof milk during school. I remebmer there were penguijns on it. Endless fun of poking holes in a bag of milk.

[RIPS]

[TheoHuxtable..]

[RIPS]

[substanceOVERhype]

lollllllllll props all around

[gasfacevictm]

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ca.html

 

hey troll 99% of us as well as americans are literate.

 

Your link is useless.

 

This one is not.

 

http://www.lufa.ca/news/news_item.asp?NewsID=4811

 

Also, all the pics are lollerstein.

[geezpot]

Wow, that is a credible website, almost as credible as this one that claims americans are %50 illiterate.

[TreSixO]

Nah according to that report only 20% of americans are functionally illiterrate, while 44% of canadians are functionally illiterate

[belmonts]

[fishsticks]

 

"You should travel to the westcoast, it's one of the nicest places in north america."

 

This was a true thug response.

 

I would've just been like "fuck you."

Touche canadian.

[sayWORD?]

im still glad that i can walk down the street in my country and not be bombarded with obese african american women and southern drawls.

[gasfacevictm]

I would be happy too, if I could find some hot illiterate Canadian girl to trick into fucking me after convincing her the McDonald's wrapper she just signed was a sex contract.

[geezpot]

You do realize those percentages are probably inaccurate for both countries.

USA has one of the biggest high school drop out rates of any other country and that percentage has increased every year. That rate doesn't include all the illegals living in the country which would also bring down the illiteracy percentage because they don't attend school.

 

Wait, how did this turn into which country is stupider, the initial claim was Canada has more fags which is doesn't. USA has the biggest gay jew mafia and are extremely proud of it, your claim might have pissed off some homos. I suggest you sleep with your back against a wall for the next few weeks, they will find you.

[gasfacevictm]

Are you suggesting something along the lines of

might happen to me?

[geezpot]

haha I bet the only one in the video that has a grade 8 education is the white guy, but for argument sake the rest of the guys in the room probably have a bachelor's degree in street knowledge.

[gasfacevictm]

The guy on the left with the mustache is from New Zealand.

I think they go to school down there.

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

damn, dude should of stayed in his mask.

[gasfacevictm]

damn, dude should of stayed in his mask.

 

DAO'ed.

[sayWORD?]

i dont think ive ever met an adult who couldnt read.

 

actually thats a lie, i had a foreman at an old job, before the company realized what a complete fuckup he was, that could not read/write.

he had his fat lil stooge write up the timesheets everyday.

funny part was, the fat guy was a mark who couldnt get weed, so naturally i proposed him adding an extra hour or two for the trouble of me securing him bud. the foreman was none the wiser.

 

on another note, i bet alot of those inuit (canadian term for eskimos) waaaay up north dont get much reading in, on the account that most are huffing gasoline out of green garbage bags by age 14.

 

/noracist.

 

 

here's a pic of a few of these charming people...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and:

 

 

 

 

 

have a nice day.

[gasfacevictm]

Canadians love huffing shit.

 

[geezpot]

I had to look up what Jenkem is?

 

Do people really huff sewage?