Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 yeah this is ground control, please stop. over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 YOU SUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 continue.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 was that it? or is the hatred gonna keep coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 yea i got a quote "yer a faggot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 fields_of_prolapsed_anuses.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 "theology is unnecessary" -stephen hawking, when asked in an interview about faith/science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 "im taking credit for that dark red tampon" -Jugzer McBallinprops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ShortFuse Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 "theology is unnecessary" -stephen hawking, when asked in an interview about faith/science. that dude is a disabled retard. Of course hes got millions of ideas against anything because hes angry with life and in no way happy. Genius and insanity are very boarder line so what is it? I think of how down syndrome kids that always get their way act when they dont, then I mix with genius mind, and I get Steven Hawking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 has anyone ever read the unabomber's manifesto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I just read it for the pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I read it perennially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 "I said- mannnnnnnn fuck all that, I was takin a shit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 do or do not, there is not try - joda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Groucho Marx: I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 that one was a good one TAXMAN79 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 that dude is a disabled retard. Of course hes got millions of ideas against anything because hes angry with life and in no way happy. Genius and insanity are very boarder line so what is it? I think of how down syndrome kids that always get their way act when they dont, then I mix with genius mind, and I get Steven Hawking. idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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