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Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS

 

 

 

 

better watch me around your girl if you aint fucking her right.......................no matter a hoes races I'll beat face......forilllllllldoooo

 

 

 

What up Mero money....I got that next fuqazi insturm dun....put me on a tape!

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:lol: OH SHIT MY FAULT JUSTIN BIEBER!! *BOWS DOWN* YOU'RE THAT NIGGA LISTEN I TAKE IT ALL BACK, CAN WE BE COOL?

 

GEEEEEEEET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B!! SO YOU WAS IN A BAND OR YOU'RE A IPOD DJ OR YOU'RE SOME LAME NIGGA THAT MAKES SOME TYPE OF LAME MUSIC. AND YOU FUCKED GROUPIES...LISTEN TO YOURSELF B, YOU SOUND LIKE ME FUCKIN AROUND. YOU ABOVE AND BEYOND NIGGAS? NOW WHO GOT THE BULLSHIT SELF CONFIDENCE? YOUR SHIT ONLY COMES OUT LIKE A FIRE HOSE? WHEN YOU GETTIN BURNT? COME ON SLIME. YOU AIN'T TOURING SHIT, YOU ON 12OZ TALKIN SHIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE STOP FEELIN YOURSELF BEFORE I CALL CHRIS HANSEN ON YOU FOR TOUCHIN BABY DICKS (GET IT?). OF COURSE YOU WON'T SAY WHAT MUSIC YOU MADE OR WHAT YOU DID CUZ THAT SHIT WILL JUST CAUSE ME TO HAVE A VIP LAUGHING PARTY AND CHOKE ON MY SPRING WATER. SO I WON'T EVEN ASK. IM JUST SAYIN. RELAX YA TITTIES YOU AINT THAT POPPIN.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

2 pages ago this nigga was talkin about how his main bitch/soulmate "holds him down" and and how he takes bitches to red lobster every month on the 1st

But now all of a sudden he's from brooklyn and he's ozzy osborne and he got is dick sucked in every state and he worked at the wash with snoop and dr and blah blah blah

Its obvious this nigga does dust like I smoke blunts

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh, but I do not think that any sort of a "slay" took place.

 

Forsit, check out some of my earlier work:

 

 

 

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lol

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CORRECTION.

 

White chicks like black dudes because their dads are usually super racist, and they do blacks to rebel.

 

check ya head.

 

the only chicks that would date a guy because hes got a monster dong are usually hos or fat.

 

either way you can have 'em

 

Kim k is down with the black cock and only black cock...lol you mad?

 

see how it works??

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Trust me, I have no self confidence. I'm not living in some sort of fantasy world, that's what separates you and me.

 

When did self-confidence become a bad thing?

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Alright, against my better judgment I'm gonna put myself on blast.

I'm going to come at this like the Mero Povich Show. Bare with me.

 

I'm generally a lurker on this site but it stays my number one timesink on the internet. Needless to say I don't start threads.

I was wondering if you would be interested in fielding this thing that's started today at work.

They're shooting a pilot of a T.V. documentary of me and four other coworkers.

The deal is I been dodgin' cameras my whole life. This shit's pointed at me while I'm dealing with all kinds of stressful shit. I was fucking freaked out all day. They want to follow me home. They asked me about my hobbies. I unno man. I'm honest by default. So I can't hide my shenanigans.

 

 

Advice?

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh, but I do not think that any sort of a "slay" took place.

 

Forsit, check out some of my earlier work:

 

LUL

you are funny man

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

2 pages ago this nigga was talkin about how his main bitch/soulmate "holds him down" and and how he takes bitches to red lobster every month on the 1st

But now all of a sudden he's from brooklyn and he's ozzy osborne and he got is dick sucked in every state and he worked at the wash with snoop and dr and blah blah blah

Its obvious this nigga does dust like I smoke blunts

 

 

ya its so absurd for someone to fuck what he deems as his share of girls and decide hes done fuckin around and to try and settle down with a broad, AND be from Brooklyn at the same time.. shits LUDACRIS. dudes obviously smoking way too much dust.

 

but thats beside the point. cause this thread has made it sound like MonsterZero is one of the Beastie Boys, haha.

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eating pussy is whats up.

 

ive gotten far in life from being good at it.

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I never thought Kim Kardashian was white. She's half Armenian or something. Armenia borders Turkey and Iran. Fuck knows though.

 

She's definitely white. All the Armenians I know consider themselves white anyways

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Armenians are like 95% Turkish.

Ever since 1915 when the Turks massacred the men and raped most of the women. Crazy shit really.

Armenians used to have blond hair and shit, but since then they basically all have dark hair/eyes/skin.

 

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

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