sausage party Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 im gonna tear off your head and shit down yer neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Is would've and would "OF". It's everywhere, even here on our very own oontz territory and no one seems to mind or notice this obvious miscorrection. Of and Have are very different. Very. #JustSayin' /TwitterHashtag [/color] your name is allthewrongwords.which makes this ironic and therefore slightly entertaining... slightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 :rolleyes: The only thing that is new is this spelling/grammar nazi shit. The only people who gave a shit about proper grammar before the internet were English teachers. Everybody else would of gave you a wedgie for trying to correct somebody's grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 you say this while using proper punctuation, so youre equally nazi.... fuckin hitler over here. 2k10-er noob-er I actually used "would of" in that post. You're either confirming that "would of" is the norm, or you're confirming that you're illiterate. So which is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A You're not getting it. Nah, I get it completely. You're the one who seems to be confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 My favorite is "hella hecksa gnarly brah!!!!". *Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'll bet you would of came in her mouth if she would of asked you to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 DAO you fucking dummy, you've been mishearing/saying it your entire life. If you would have paid attention to the English teachers you would have known it has always been "would have" and not came off like the illiterate retard you're trying not to be nowadays. And the 'rise of the grammar Naziism' correlates to the rise in literate people getting sick of high school dropouts like you being forced to use the written word as a means of communication. I'm from Philly The declaration of independence and the US constitution were signed in Philly. The "English" language was actually changed and modified to be more Americanized shortly after. Therefore I speak the most correct form of the American English language that there is. And America pwns the world. You fucking retard. And this rise of grammar Nazism correlates to you fucking nerdballs and your internet revolution. You fucking herbs still get wedgies in real life. Admit it. And I actually spelled Nazism right, while you didn't. I don't know if that makes me better or worse than you. But I'm pretty damn sure that it means I'd give you a wedgie in real life you fucking dork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Many a ye olde cheese steak were consumed on July 4, 1776. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 english was and is my worst subject. shit, i just learned how to spell "wednesday" like last year.. wensday. haha. i'm pretty good with the whole "your" vs "you're" bullshat since becoming interweb literate(sp). still can't spell worth sheit tho. i'm convinced it's genetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 english was and is my worst subject. shit, i just learned how to spell "wednesday" like last year.. wensday. haha. i'm pretty good with the whole "your" vs "you're" bullshat since becoming interweb literate(sp). still can't spell worth sheit tho. i'm convinced it's genetic. Nerdism may or may not be genetic. But either way that's not your problem. It's the nerds problem. [ATTACH]146763.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I actually used "would of" in that post. You're either confirming that "would of" is the norm, or you're confirming that you're illiterate. So which is it? Christ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 ^Has nothing to do with your level of retardation. Or the fact that you live in your moms basement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A&feature=youtube_gdata_player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Is this "live in your moms basement" thing funny yet? And "would of" has never been acceptable. Even in Philly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Is this "live in your moms basement" thing funny yet? And "would of" has never been acceptable. Even in Philly. "Would of" is and always has been legit slang. You'd know this if you didn't grow up in your moms basement in the suburbs. And yes, that shit is ridiculously funny. Especially being as you're like 25 and still live in your moms basement in the suburbs. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 "Would of" is and always has been legit slang. 'legit slang' i dont even know how to classify that- its like an inadvertant oxymoron... sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 'Would of' isn't slang, it's simply bad English that makes the user sound dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 "What have you been doing on the computer so long?" "Im trying to convince these fucking faggots that 'would of' is legit slang!" "Its been 3 hours." *goes back to filling out divorce papers* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 ITS LEGIT SLANG YOU FUCKING MORONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 KEEP IT COMING. This shit is pure ch.0 gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 'legit slang' i dont even know how to classify that- its like an inadvertant oxymoron... sigh ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 'Would of' isn't slang, it's simply bad English that makes the user sound dumb. Is that not pretty much the definition of slang? You're fucking Australian. You call your best friend a cunt on a daily basis, and it's not even fighting words. Stay the fuck out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 They've been saying "would've", and all this time you thought they were saying "would of" because they sound exactly alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 They've been saying "would've", and all this time you thought they were saying "would of" because they sound exactly alike. Search my posts on every name I've ever had on here and post quote links to every single time I've ever typed "would of" outside of this thread. Then do the same for every time I ever typed "would've" or "would have". Who knows... you might actually find me typing "would of" a couple times for all I know being as that's how we actually speak in the land that created America. Now get to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Search my posts on every name I've ever had on here and post quote links to every single time I've ever typed "would of" outside of this thread. Then do the same for every time I ever typed "would've" or "would have". Who knows... you might actually find me typing "would of" a couple times for all I know being as that's how we actually speak in the land that created America. Now get to it. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 shoulda woulda coulda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Search my posts on every name I've ever had on here and post quote links to every single time I've ever typed "would of" outside of this thread. Then do the same for every time I ever typed "would've" or "would have". Who knows... you might actually find me typing "would of" a couple times for all I know being as that's how we actually speak in the land that created America. Now get to it. Now who the fuck are you??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 "Would of" is and always has been legit slang. You'd know this if you didn't grow up in your moms basement in the suburbs. You of a good point there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 What of you guys been talking about in this thread? Of I missed anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 This legitimately made me feel dumber. I never even thought there was a confusion about would've or would have. holy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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