visual_ransom Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Here's the situation, a mediocore looking rich guy with nothing better to do with his money offers you 50,000,000 bucks to suck him off and finish on your fache. We'll say his hung too. Do you bite the dust or walk away? My view on this is with 50,000,000 in cheddah you have a pretty good opportunity to hire a decent hitman to take him out before he spills the beans on how you got your fortune. I say ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Just neck him and take the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaJKGRS3DjU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 People love these kinds of questions, no idea why. I was at the bar one night and this got brought up, and one of the regulars got wayyyy too graphic about what he would allow another man to do to him for a million dollars. It made everyone extremely uncomfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Naw it can't be that easy he has to give you a check after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conversation Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 its still gay you will walk around for the rest of your life knowing you had another mans penis in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 For that much money, I wouldn't be sad if any dude I knew did it. Shit, I would be mad if my mom turned down this offer. It's only going to be like 3-7 minutes, just man up and get it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 50 million. c'mon what would you not do for 50 million. thats.. i dont work, my kids dont work, my grandkids dont work kinda money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 channel zero your a strange bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I would do it. It's $50 million more than I have ever gotten for a mouth hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 let him get the junk out then wrap a cloth round it so you dont touch it tie a knot and tell him you will drag him to the kitchen and slice his dick off unless he writes a check right now. knock him out and cash check..guy wouldnt say shit after realising what a story about him offering a guy 50mill to suck his dick would do to his image/company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 So br0, ur totally in this situation where some dude has ur grandma, ur mother and ur sister all chained up in his basement and he like totally kidnaps you to. The dude tells u that if u fuck all three of them he'll totally give you 40 trillion dollars but like, you have to cum inside them or else he'll cut off your dick br0. Also your grandma has aids. And shes dead. And the dude is totally gonna film it and put it on the internet but its like wit 40 trillion dollars you could totally hire a hitman to kill the dude before he put it on the internet, so nobody but ur family would know you fucked them. Also, your sister is anti abortion and she'd totally keep the retard inbred baby if you got her pregnant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I would do it. It's $50 million more than I have ever gotten for a mouth hug. You're a girl, this question isn't really the same for you ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 That's a dick move. I mean, if some rich dude is so hard up lonely that he is willing to pay that sort of cash for what most hookers get $20 for...let him have his moment and don't be a joykill by bringing in threats of destroying his wiener. Earn your money the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 With 50 million dollars, you could probably fund the research for someone to develop some kind of specific memory deleting process, and not even remember why you're filthy rich. Question is stupid homo, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 So br0, ur totally in this situation where some dude has ur grandma, ur mother and ur sister all chained up in his basement and he like totally kidnaps you to. The dude tells u that if u fuck all three of them he'll totally give you 40 trillion dollars but like, you have to cum inside them or else he'll cut off your dick br0. Also your grandma has aids. And shes dead. And the dude is totally gonna film it and put it on the internet but its like wit 40 trillion dollars you could totally hire a hitman to kill the dude before he put it on the internet, so nobody but ur family would know you fucked them. Also, your sister is anti abortion and she'd totally keep the retard inbred baby if you got her pregnant. What do you call this shit? THE ARISTOCRATS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 That's a dick move. I mean, if some rich dude is so hard up lonely that he is willing to pay that sort of cash for what most hookers get $20 for...let him have his moment and don't be a joykill by bringing in threats of destroying his wiener. Earn your money the right way. like i said..i am not putting no penis or mans finger in my mouth. i dont think i said this to you yet but at some stage it will come up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Being done in the butt for money is different than a blowjob. you're on completely different polar opposites. You poop out your butt so the degration in that is minimal. Your face on the other hand is home to most of your senses if not all. So not only would you taste it but you'd hear the sloshing smell his balls and obviously have to stare right into his forest. I'm only lookin at this from a scientifically standpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 You clearly spend a lot of time thinking about what it would be like to blow a dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 You're a girl, this question isn't really the same for you ha Well, I am 300% totally into dudes...and 0% into chicks. And if the tables were turned and the offer came to me from a chick, I would do it. I wouldn't give a shit what she looked like, as long as she was clean. And as long as it didn't take a million years. If it was the same as a dude and would be handled up in a matter of a few minutes...I am totally there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 if it's 50 mio of physical gold... then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Id get a friend drunk and make him do it and grab the check, he wont remember and ill give him $100 he will be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Well, I am 300% totally into dudes...and 0% into chicks. And if the tables were turned and the offer came to me from a chick, I would do it. Yeah, but even girls who aren't into girls will still fuck with a girl, yahmean?. I know plenty of girls who aren't dykes who've done shit with other girls, whereas if a man touches another man he's a 100% faggot. It's like how girls change in front of eachother and go to the bathroom together, you get passes on shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 What if the check bounces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 My was offered $300 to let a guy suck his dick once at a train station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 exactly..i never have and never will touch a penis or shower with or in the space of other men..i only shower when i get home from the gym or where ever male male shower is accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Shlong is mighty tasty at 50,000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 like i said..i am putting mans finger in my mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Ill be the asshole...id kill him and just take the 50 million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conversation Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 there are many homoerotic fantasies in this thread. penis in mans mouth = gay. $$ or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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