testpattern Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 eagle scouts can't be children though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masturbating Ape Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I used to do a paperround when I was about 12/13 was easy money man, you could steal so much stuff just being out early in the morning, people would just leave deliveries outside shops, so would be getting free cakes/magazines and drinks. Would wander around smoking a joint delivering the papers listening to music, this was so long ago it was when people left money out for the milkman, they quickly stopped doing that tho. I remember milk money lol, when we moved out of Manchester to this shite-arsed town called Rochdale, I was fuckin incredulous, like "What? People leave money on the fuckin doorstep? ". I felt it my duty to educacate the gullible fools in the ways of the world by pocketing it. Until the milkman and two of his minions gave me a few slaps. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 used to be a 5 15 wake up every morning get to the shop load up the papers around 50 houses and off id be on my little bmx. come back get the next 50 and off i go for the second time get home dressed and of to school..i got paid £18 a week for doing 100 houses every morning because they were always "shorthanded" hence why i have the legs of a mule . i stopped delivering papers to people if the letterbox was smaller than the paper because i used to get shit for leaving it on the door.also you can steal thier milk,juice and what ever else people used to get delivered i just used to take if i needed a drink. fuck paper rounds. i did exactly the same when i was 12. used to carry a tin in my bag and also steal peoples milk etc. I used to do a paperround when I was about 12/13 was easy money man, you could steal so much stuff just being out early in the morning, people would just leave deliveries outside shops, so would be getting free cakes/magazines and drinks. Would wander around smoking a joint delivering the papers listening to music, this was so long ago it was when people left money out for the milkman, they quickly stopped doing that tho. and this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 never subscribed to papers so i dont know how they work...do they deliver your papers in the morning...and then recieve payment for their services from the subscribers? i would think the company would pay ...just saying this cuz the dude shit on car for the 2 bucks thing? Some people pay the company, some people leave cash for the paperboy. The people who pay cash, that's your's to keep. The company also used to pay me something, but it was some ridiculously tiny amount that I can't even remember, I'd get checks worth a few bucks at most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 they do fucking mug you off over here aswell so stealing the peoples milk and juice and what ever else was just bonus pay..i mean it was agreed id be paid 20 which was never paid to me always 18 then 15 and houses kept being added especially just one or two houses that are rediculously out of the way but close to other shops. christmas tips were brilliant though i used to write down other peoples routes and houses and make sure id be up way early around that season so i could pocket a few other kids money...also i was legally not allowed to deliver papers before sunrise yet the shop still made everyone do it regardless of us getting hit by a car. i remember a sunday morning with a bag full of daily telegraphs and daily mails as thick as a book and my shitty mongooses tyre popping so i picked it up and walked back to the shop(30 minute walk) explained the situation and was told to walk the route( a good 10 or so miles all togther)for this i asked if i would be paid extra seeing as i wouldnt be done till miday and was met with a "you've got legs use them you greedy bastard"down went the papers over the counter went the bike and off i went with my money seeing as he liked to pay me before i left. cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I would of pooped in her newspaper bag and handed to her, tell her everythings cool and hr payment is taken care of in full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Christmas tips on a paper route are amazing, I was fucking shocked. I only did Sundays, in the middle of the hood, and I still got almost a grand total. KGP had a Sunday route in a really rich town, and I think he said he got around 3 grand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 well that makes my 240£ look like shit..this hood you speak of is it the workers part of the hamptons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Haha, not quite. I had like 200 houses, if that puts it into perspective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 still i think at one stage i was on 120 or something a few being other peoples houses..but shit man that a lot of money for a few more houses than i did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Mom's paper boy recently ran into her car. He also drives a car - not a bike; although I can't decide if that would crack me up more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 this was the shit fucking co-signed!! i spent hours playing this on my NES. the arcade version sucked though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 that game is really fucking hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Christmas tips on a paper route are amazing, I was fucking shocked. I only did Sundays, in the middle of the hood, and I still got almost a grand total. KGP had a Sunday route in a really rich town, and I think he said he got around 3 grand agreed. i worked the richest route in my area and made enough when i was 14 to buy my first complete deck / mixer / amp / speaker set up just from xmas tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 and a big fuck you to the houses who ordered 3 sunday papers... each one as thick as a brick....i did my back in so many times just to ensure i did it all in one go. hated going back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I wish netflix had this movie online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 hxxp://stagevu.com/video/npwymmfrhfsv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Was it the kind of car that's even worth dropping a deuce on???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 http://mondayremix.ytmnd.com/ (i made this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 Was it the kind of car that's even worth dropping a deuce on???? brand new jetta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btxuQAJ4OfA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 people still read the papers? i thought that shit was dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 In rural Vermont there's no choice but to have a car for a paper route. I don't think I've seen any that weren't 4 wheel or all wheel drive either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 11, 2010 Author Share Posted October 11, 2010 We're talking about doing it again just to fuck with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 so wait you are in on it hahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I had a paper route once. I lasted a week. By the third day I realised it was easier to deliver half the papers then leave the rest in the park. I got fired, my mum grounded me and everyone lived happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 must be, because thats how I did on my old GT. Flicks of said GT if you still own. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackalackin Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Yup, never in my life seen a paper boy. Here it's all hella old korean dudes driving ridiculously rundown hoopties. And they come at 3 or 4 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I used to shovel snow back into driveways when people didnt pay up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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