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shits a fuckin tarp aint no other planets, lifeforms, flying squirrels or fucking jahovas whitness.

 

these are all rouses put on by highly elaborate stunt clubs with money, rimarily funded by you the taxpayer thru various forms of consumerisms.

 

i seen a show once where a guy literally raised by whales not only spoke like a dog but acted like one to. he was able to communicate with other animals from his pack on a level never before duplicated by man.

 

dude was fucked, and ended up being found by some drunk russian couple taking pictures of birds.

 

he was taken from the wild and straight brainwashed by human doctors who made him believe the other whales from his pack werent actually his family and they taught him english.

 

after learning our language dude started training other wolves to speak it aswell and straight goods, theres an entire forest in prague of talking stray dogs and cats.

 

i swear to god if i win the lottery im gonna start building homes for them and potential hire one or two on as labourers.

 

why the hell not.

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shits a fuckin tarp aint no other planets, lifeforms, flying squirrels or fucking jahovas whitness.

 

these are all rouses put on by highly elaborate stunt clubs with money, rimarily funded by you the taxpayer thru various forms of consumerisms.

 

i seen a show once where a guy literally raised by whales not only spoke like a dog but acted like one to. he was able to communicate with other animals from his pack on a level never before duplicated by man.

 

dude was fucked, and ended up being found by some drunk russian couple taking pictures of birds.

 

he was taken from the wild and straight brainwashed by human doctors who made him believe the other whales from his pack werent actually his family and they taught him english.

 

after learning our language dude started training other wolves to speak it aswell and straight goods, theres an entire forest in prague of talking stray dogs and cats.

 

i swear to god if i win the lottery im gonna start building homes for them and potential hire one or two on as labourers.

 

why the hell not.

 

 

 

HE IS THE MESSIAH

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Man, I can't believe God made all the planets in only 7 days, isn't that crazy?

 

Day 1: Sky, Earth, light

Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)

Day 3: Plants

Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)

Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)

Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)

Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off)

 

Note that there are "days," "evenings," and "mornings" before the Sun was created.

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