KILZ FILLZ Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 anonymity + audience = people becoming huge assholes this stuff been building up for probably the last year makes for an interesting shit i guess the only thing ive added is the "CRY ABOUT IT, FAGGOT." i stole it from one of spitfires posts...BSM edit- we use red sharpies at work and have an unlimited supply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i worked with mexicans... they just draw dicks on everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 this thread could be good if we all contribute. the funniest one i saw was "choosey choosers choose." a spoof on the 80s jif commercial "choosey moms ch0ose jif" just struck me as hilarious. caught this little guy waiting for the train the other day. im guessing sharpie as well about the size of a dime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Here I sit broken hearted came to shit but only farted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I've always liked the one that says something like 'I'm 9 inches long and 2 inches wide' to which someone else replies 'Amazing! How big is your dick?' I also once saw something like 'My balls touch the toilet water.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i worked with mexicans... they just draw dicks on everything As do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented You left your load on the side of the road and walked away contented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I'm writing this now, exhausted and down hearted. Came in here to shit, but all I did was farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 save a nickel, save a dime. take a shit on company time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 "my ass smells like a pet shop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 wish i could get down. but all you'd get to see is a sink and toilet fit for 3 year olds. the only thing funny to happen in the bathroom is little turds on the toilet seat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 here i sit, cheeks a flexin givin birth to a baby texan (from weeds) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i cant get enough bathroom stall remarks in my life.. i dont know what it is but i love it.. my favorite ever was in a port-a-potty... "you are in a Mexican spaceship" :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 my favorite ever was in a port-a-potty... "you are in a Mexican spaceship" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: never heard that one before lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i wish i woulda flicked some of the bathroom graffiti at school...some of the shit was funny....like the time someone wrote "free art degrees" with an arrow pointing down to the toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i'm steady drawin' those dicks like in superbad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVLDOG85 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 if the toilet paper runs out be a man use your hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I went to a gas station in New Mexico and some mexicans worked there. Went to the restroom and saw this note..... thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 if the toilet paper runs out be a man use your hand i recieved no end of grief for saying i done something similar to this in the "am i normal" thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrizOneR Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 then one day i took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 here i sit broken hearted, paid a dime but only farted. next time i will take a chance keep my change and shart my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted. He who read these words of wit eat my little balls of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1char Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 When a house party totally sucks, I just go wild with my shit and draw swastika's of shit. extra points for Jewish roommates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 "how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? give it AIDS!" was the funniest thing ive seen in a bathroom. but "KKK ALL THE WAY" then crossed out and "fuck u rasist pice of shit! im in theblack panthers bitch!" scrawled under is at a close second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 where I work its all union bashing and dicks drawn on EVERYTHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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