UPS! Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Sniper for hire And what other talents are you offering for bills? :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 so he is holding the i.d. hostage? can't you just get a temporary one by saying that you lost the original? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Why not let your boy handle it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 NOT SOME FAGGOT ASS HIGHSCHOOL PRANKS, THAT'S FOR SURE... AND SHAI, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BANK THIS DUDE AND GET THIS CHILDISH FEMALE DRAMA OVER WITH IF YOU WANT JUSTICE FOR YOUR BOY SO BAD? ALSO, BEING DOWN TO KNOCK SOMEONE FOR FUCKING WITH AND STEALING FROM MY BOY DOES NOT MAKE ME "THUGARIFFIC" OR WHATEVER YOU CALLED ME... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Why not let your boy handle it? He tried to handle it and got nowhere, the guy just gave him a bunch of attitude so he's passing this off to us. I'm probably gonna do something tonight since I have a show to go to right around the corner from there. I realized that I'll probably need a team for the paint stunt, so what I might do is take this trash bag of moldy weed and trim I have, tie a rock to it and spray paint "FREE WEED" on it, then throw it up on one of the light fixtures in front of their place. I'll throw a handful of decent weed on the ground under the bag just to prime the pump a little bit. So if all goes well they'll have every crackhead in the neighborhood trying to climb the front of their warehouse to get the weed down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 that is such a stupid idea. you wont do anything violent because i assume your on probation, or you dont want to go to jail, or something. but youl walk around with a garbage bag full of weed, paint free weed on it, and throw it onto a lightpole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 I live in Oakland, the cops don't care about weed. I was gonna compost it but I'm pretty sure the dog will eat it...I don't want to go through that again, it sucks having to deal with an extremely stoned dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Last year i got some guys number (deserving of course) and put it in those forms for like win a free ipod and psp bs, then the next day he was so pissed with a million sales calls hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 how about puke? actually, you can get sardines cheaper than paint, get a whole bag of em and just throw em on his roof. no one will come near the place for a while, and also, getting seagulls to shit on everything will be a nice touch You ca@ get a whole 2 gallon tub of pork chitterlings for less than that. Not only is it cheapr and grosser, but you can catch trychanosys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Also replacement ids cost like 8$, why doesn't he just beat dudes ass and get a new id? That's a lot easier tha all this home alone zanieness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 reading comprehension FTL... jus' sayin'... he already told us "legal issues" prevent him from going that route... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Yeah, because nobody on probation/bail hasb ever beat anyones ass before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Oh so you expect me to read the SECOND page now. I get it. Also since its oakland, didn't the cops stop responding to simple assault charges 3 mo.ths ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Legal issues notwithstanding, they're $26 and since he's from out of state he doesn't have any of the documentation you need to get one. I already offered to light dude up but my roommate wasn't having it. His take is that the guy hasn't threatened him with violence so it's not exactly called for or justified. Everything else is fair game, though. I'm contemplating making a few of these and salting them around the next time they have an event... "The latest gadget from ThinkGeek, the annoy-a-tron, is sure to drive the most even keeled people nuts. This super sleek 007 like device can be hidden anywhere and has the ability to sound off at 2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating beeps every 2-8 minutes. The random timing will be sure to have people pacing around their office ready to pull their hair out looking for the source. This prank comes ready to use right out of the box. All you have to do is find yourself a mark, then sit back and enjoy the show. Just make sure you do not stick this device under the token crazy, paranoid, conspiracy theory guy’s desk or the next thing you know your office will be on lockdown with the bomb squad ripping up your workplace." And someone here mentioned a prank where you cook a bunch of fresh chili peppers in a microwave for ten minutes....I think I might give that one a shot too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 im really tempted to insert a "Anarchists Cookbook bro" here and there. it seems fitting for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT. Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 blow his warehouse up with dynamite, catch id when the debris is falling, end of story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokaskates3535 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 if he lives in a where house, just run up on that shit with a group of 10 guys and start slamming the sides with sludge hammers, and other blunt objects. then when done run away for a small amount of time to see if he responds with law or anything. if nothing happens in an hour or so just do a little home invasion. and snag ALL of his paint and worthy possessions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 im really tempted to insert a "Anarchists Cookbook bro" here and there. it seems fitting for this thread. I suppose you could do that if you were in high school and didn't know about CIA/SIS dirty tricks manuals or read "The Monkeywrench Gang"....oh wait, the internet changed all that, now everyone's an expert. But the funny thing is that I went to the internet for some ideas and so far about all I have gotten out of this thread is "Beat him up," variations on "Poop on him" and "Get a new ID." Not exactly the response I was hoping for, but I'm optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 But the funny thing is that I went to the internet for some ideas and so far about all I have gotten out of this thread is "Beat him up," variations on "Poop on him" and "Get a new ID." In all fairness, these have been the best ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 LOL U SHULD PUT STINK BOMS UNDER HIS DOORMAT HAHAHALOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Since when was a good old fashioned beating not revenge enough? If that doesn't work, rape him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm actually very interested in this threads development. I'm looking forward to living vicariously through a good for nothin trickster crack smokin swindler. Rather than what I would do which is go to location/ask nicely/get rejected/hurt person. Let's see how this pans out. Oh and that Jackson Pollock idea will succumb to its own faggot hipster doofus appeal. So I'm thinkin, get to the roof with enough black paint to cover the exterior walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 damn getting raped over an id i don't even want to know what would happen if you harm his family or do something that's actually really messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I suppose you could do that if you were in high school and didn't know about CIA/SIS dirty tricks manuals or read "The Monkeywrench Gang"....oh wait, the internet changed all that, now everyone's an expert. But the funny thing is that I went to the internet for some ideas and so far about all I have gotten out of this thread is "Beat him up," variations on "Poop on him" and "Get a new ID." Not exactly the response I was hoping for, but I'm optimistic. He IS is hs shai But anyways, why not make dry ice paint bombs. Put dry ice in paint can, hammer shut {quick!} Throw thru windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 damn getting raped over an id i don't even want to know what would happen if you harm his family or do something that's actually really messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 dry ice paint bomb sounds awesome. or you can just challenge him to a game of dodge ball for the id. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 taking me back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 tell your friend to stop being a pussy and go get his fucking ID. jesus haha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 tell your friend to stop being a pussy and go get his fucking ID. jesus haha.. FERREAAAAL... MY FORMER "HOMIE" PULLED SOME SHIT LIKE THIS WHEN WE WERE UP IN FRISCO A MONTH AGO. WE HAD A COUPLE BACKPACKS THAT HE TOLD US WE COULD LEAVE THERE FOR AS LONG AS WE WANTED. HIS GIRL'S FRIENDS GOT PISSED OFF ABOUT ME DRILLING THEM ON THEIR OWN FAGGOT RELIGION AND I GUESS IT UPSET HIS GIRL AS WELL AS HIM. WELL VAJ HAD A BUNCH OF HER ESSENTIAL GIRLY SHIT IN HER BAG AND I HAD MY PHONE CHARGER IN MINE AND HOMEBOY STARTS IGNORING CALLS, TEXTS, THE FINALLY RESPONDS SAYING SOME SHIT ABOUT "YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE" AND "YOU SHOULD QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER" THEN GOES BACK TO IGNORING MY EFFORTS TO GET AT HIM. FINALLY WE GO DOWN THERE, FOLLOW SOMEONE INTO THE BUILDING, THEN HAVE TO FOLLOW SOMEONE INTO THE STAIRWELL CUZ THAT TAKES A KEY TOO, AND THEN FOLLOW ANOTHER PERSON INTO THE ACTUAL FLOOR LEVEL. TOOK ABOUT AN HOUR OF WAITING. GET TO THEIR DOOR, KNOCK, NO ANSWER, CALL EM, HEAR THE PHONE RING INSIDE AND THEY ANSWER FINALLY. LET 'EM KNOW WE WERE AT THE DOOR AND THEY KNEW GOOD AND WELL THAT I'D HAVE KICKED THAT FUCKING SHIT DOWN IF THEY DIDN'T LET ME IN. HOMEBOY WON'T EVEN COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BLANKET PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. GOT OUR SHIT AND CUT OUT. MORAL OF THE STORY: STRONG ARMING FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN. DON'T BE A BITCH. IF SOMEONE TAKES YOUR SHIT, TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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