shai Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 So my housemate got really drunk at his friend's house, passed out in his friend's roommate's room and left his ID there. He can't leave town without it and he's supposed to be on a plane in a couple weeks. The roommate is claiming that he fucked his room up and stole a can of spraypaint- which are both things that I can't see him doing- but either way, he's refusing to return the ID unless he's compensated for some undetermined sum. Despite the fact that I know he's full of shit, I offered to giv e my housemate him a can of paint but this kook doesn't want MY paint...so it's pretty obvious he's doing this to be a dick and won't even tallk to my housemate face to face because he's a bitch-made hipster faggot. I already have some pretty brutal shit lined up for this ass clown, He doesn't know me or where I live, but I know who he is, where to find him, what kind of car he drives...bascially I got his number and he doesn't even know it. So I'm gonna call him today and say "You're fucking with my friend who's about to leave town and he''s not satisfied with the situation...so to remedy that he's gonna pass this off to a bunch of anarchists who don't have jobs, don't own shit and don't give a fuck about the cops or going to jail....but the two things we do have are an abundance of free time and fertile imaginations. Do you see where I'm going with this? We can make driving you and everyone around you insane our full time jobs. With shifts." He lives in a warehouse, so I think my first move will be to fill up a case of beer bottles with house paint and make the front of the place look like a Jackson Pollock painting. If anyone has any suggestions for refvenge I'll consider them as long as they don't require money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 hell probably think he's even cooler for living in a warehouse after the pollock thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Oh yeah...we're gonna add piss to the paint, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i'm sure you will do a way better job at getting even without our help! i have faith in you. you're my boy blue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 The other thing I was considering was taking all of the dumpsters on that block, piling them up in front of their door and padlocking them together. We have a mail sack full of open padlocks from a lockpicking workshop we did over the summer, so I'd like to put them to good use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 beer shit on his face. overkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 add a tad bit of chunks of dog shit to it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Just sayin' http://weinterrupt.com/2009/10/prison-boss-hit-with-feces-bomb/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 And nothing involving poo, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i knew a kid who took a shit in a bucket then filled it with milk and let it sit in the sun for a week. he then dumped it in the sunroof of a guys car to get revenge. so yeah, i never really fucked with that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 how about puke? actually, you can get sardines cheaper than paint, get a whole bag of em and just throw em on his roof. no one will come near the place for a while, and also, getting seagulls to shit on everything will be a nice touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Not saying you have to, but I would love to see any pictures of w.e the hell it is you decide to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 make him smoke crack until he's addicted then leave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Another thing I'm considering that will help my house out is filling up the dumpsters with all of the junk in our yard then padlocking them shut....I really want to do something creative with these locks. I was also thinking about getting a bunch of people to form a picket line in front of their warehouse. It's in an industrial neighborhood, so if we make up a bunch of signs that say things like "THIEVES LIVE HERE" and "STOP GENTRIFICATON" we can get other folks in the area involved. That reminds me...they're art students and occasionally they have shows in their space, so it's not like it would be that hard for me to get in the house. I'd just have to wait for their next event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kick his ass???? fuckin with peoples houses is some highschoolfridaynightfootballvarsityspintiresinlosingteammembersyard shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Do a roller of his number either on the warehouse or in close proximity with his name and number and say some classic shit like call ***-***-**** for a chance to win free gas or money or some shit for a year or something. Have mad people blowing his shit up so he cant sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Another thing I'm considering that will help my house out is filling up the dumpsters with all of the junk in our yard then padlocking them shut....I really want to do something creative with these locks. I was also thinking about getting a bunch of people to form a picket line in front of their warehouse. It's in an industrial neighborhood, so if we make up a bunch of signs that say things like "THIEVES LIVE HERE" and "STOP GENTRIFICATON" we can get other folks in the area involved. I don't really see how any of this is even bad enough to be considered revenge? And why doesn't your boy just get another ID? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kick his ass???? fuckin with peoples houses is some highschoolfridaynightfootballvarsityspintiresinlosingteammembersyard shit We're nonviolent. Chaotic and slightly malevolent, sure, but nonviolent. And since he's only doing this to fuck with my friend, I think upping the ante considerably is perfectly justified. I want to show him what revenge is REALLY all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 No need for childish threats or paint bombs. Just show up like you are gonna pay him and take it from him. If he protests, bust his snot box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 WHY DON'T YOU KIDNAP THE FUCKING DUDE, MOLLYWHOP HIM, AND MAKE HIM GIVE YOU THE ID BACK INSTEAD OF ALL THIS PETTY, CHILDISH BULLSHIT... IF YOUR NON-HIPSTER TRUST... WAIT, I MEAN CRUST, ANARCHIST PALS REALLY AREN'T AFRAID OF THE LAW THEN I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU ARE ASKING US FOR ADVICE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 I don't really see how any of this is even bad enough to be considered revenge? And why doesn't your boy just get another ID? He has some legal issues that prevent him from doing so. I don't want to do anything that can't be undone, I mostly want to make things as confusing and inconvenient as I can for them for a couple weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 well then im sure your familiar with the old /b/ tactics, order a shitload of pizzas he wouldnt eat (like meat lovers if hes vegetarian) to his house, rent all the movies/games you want in his name with his adress so he gets the bill, all these involve pretty much zero risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 put shit under is door handle. Also get a new fucking ID! then paintball his house in about a month with glass balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 also, put his contact info down for every single religious group you can find. just walk around downtown and ask old, well dressed black people about god. arrange various craigslist activities with his name and adress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 THIS THREAD IS BRINGING OUT THE "FAGGOT" IN MANY MEMBERS HERE... I'M APPALLED............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Not saying you have to, but I would love to see any pictures of w.e the hell it is you decide to do. Good point...I'm gonna document it as I see fit. Remember, these are art students...I'm looking at this as a performance piece that they're going to participate in. Maybe not so willingly, but they're gonna be in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 THIS THREAD IS BRINGING OUT THE "FAGGOT" IN MANY MEMBERS HERE... I'M APPALLED............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 THIS THREAD IS BRINGING OUT THE "FAGGOT" IN MANY MEMBERS HERE... I'M APPALLED............ Well, you posted here too, didn't you? We can't all be as thugnificent as you seem to think you are. Kicking this guy's ass would be easy since I have about 50 pounds and three inches on him, but If he wants to play the revenge game, I'll win. Simple as that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 This thread got me half-way excited, something about an art performance, and thief warning signs just make my dick shrivel. nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Sniper for hire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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