VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I got a friend like this. Same story, same age. Must suck, I remember being embarassed I was still a virgin at 17. is our society really that fucked up that if you don't get laid by HS people think your gay? pretty fucking pathetic considering an attitude like that is to blame for more idiots being born all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Yesterday, I got informed that I have been nominated to take some kid I work with to the whorehouse. They said they would all chip in money, but I had to take him. I am one of two females that work there and I have no idea how the weight fell on my shoulders. This kid is 19 and has some sort of slight mental retardation. He's never kissed a girl. And is open about the fact that he's never had a girlfriend, as if it's a good thing. He's dumb. I don't know how I feel about taking this kid to lose his virginity to a European hooker. Or how I feel about the fact that all the dudes I work with are pussies and leave all the hard shit for me to handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 i have one friend who is a virgin and he shaved his head, dunno about his lovehole though.. first we called him faggot, now he's just another chemo patient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 if you dont take this kid you are a damn fool!!!!!! this is a life long lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I have a close friend who didn't have sex until he was married at 24. Never really ragged on him about it because it's his choice. Now my friend is married with children and never happier, Some people just choose to wait. No reason to call them faggots, etc. Maybe just drop it and let it be. You can't live your friends lives for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Why aren't my friends trying to hook me up or buying me whores???? I need new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 They want me to take this kid to a discount whorehouse they saw a commercial on television for. All hookers are 38.50. What a bargain. It seems like they wouldn't go the budget way out when it comes to kid's first time. I'll probably end up taking him sometime this week, if they give me all the info and money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 gotta be a savvy shopper. see if there's a coupon for buy one get one free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 They want me to take this kid to a discount whorehouse they saw a commercial on television for. All hookers are 38.50. What a bargain. It seems like they wouldn't go the budget way out when it comes to kid's first time. I'll probably end up taking him sometime this week, if they give me all the info and money. "Crazy Bob's Crazy House of Ho's" I really hope these commercials are like used car lot commercials. Bring some air freshener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZv5vY8ZvBc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 i have a friend like that. trying to "hook him up" doesn't work. it's his problem let him sort it out, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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