francis buxton Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Shit in your hand and give him a handjob. If he likes it he is gay, mystery solved. 2 Birds with one stone. 'Cause you'll both realize youre gay for eachother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 he said fuckoff for hooking him up with my leftovers, not for help in general. im not intruding in dudes bedroom affairs, theres none to intrude on. and i dont constantly bring it up, on the contrary actually. i just feel bad for homey. i think i may just have a talk about possibly downgrading the women he seems to gravitate towards until he builds up his confidence, and im leaning more and more towards buying a hooker and telling her to lie. i feel a bit responsible as the women im hitting on, and pushing on him, may be out of his league and hes getting intimidated. its a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 you kids just cant get homosexuality off the mind can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 "because he "respects women", whateverthafuck that means." Only redeeming thing out of this entire thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 So fuck off...he obviously doesn't want or need your help. My guess is that this is a sore subject with him, so constantly bringing it up might be fucking up your friendship. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 negged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 get him drunk at a bar with some average stock. see what happens. ..works for everyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 * homie, homies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Shai hit the nail on the head, there's nothing worse than having some dude focus on your penis and it's exploits or lack of exploits. That's cool you think you're helping out and all, but my guess is the shit probably gets mad annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dude's probably holding out for "the one" whether he realizes it or not. Instead of throwing floozies at him left and right, let him do his own thing or look for women with similar personalities/interests to introduce him to. hopefully he'll think he's in love long enough to get it over with before he realizes that all women are insane and he'll join your team and start looking for sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT. Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 * homie, homies THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 post pic of said dude. will rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poes Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I got a friend like this. Same story, same age. Must suck, I remember being embarassed I was still a virgin at 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 maybe he got molested as a kid or something and now hes fucked up in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Orrrr.... Maybe he molested a kid or something and now hes fucked up in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Orrrr.... Maybe his head was molested by a kid and now he is fucked up or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 haha oh man ive had the exact same friend not all that long ago ... Talking all about "nah I respect women too much" bla bla bla. He wasnt gay he eventually got laid .. funnily enough (or not really) by one of my boys gf's .. in the house we were all living in. Came to the conclusion its probably because he was raised by a dominant mother and a VERY dominant older sister so the guy was used to looking UP at women and being bossed around by them. Forgot where I was going with this but long story short dude was a girl with a penis and it took him ages to get his dick wet because he was being a gaylord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 HE could may very well not be a virgin. What if... The first time he did fuck he killed the bitch. Because he confuses sexual desire for homicidal retribution. So he's trying to suppress his desire to slake his blood thirst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 after reading those last 3 posts about being a molested molester and not really much of the rest of the thread, just beat the shit out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Stomp his dick to pulp Voila New entry for AssholeAnnhilator's design an album contest sweepstakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 in my early twenties i dated a virgin he didn't tell me until well after the fact but it explained a lot. i wished he'd told me anyway he was even older than your buddy. i also knew a couple of guys who bought a guy a hooker. it didn't go well. i don't think it's any of your business really if he hasn't, maybe he hasn't found a girl he wanted to fuck yet. maybe he hasn't found a girl who wanted him, and maybe he doesn't want to pay for it. maybe he has a micro-penis. maybe he's an asexual. regardless, it's really only up to him, and no reason to pity him unless he is constantly whining about it it sounds like his friends are the ones with the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 lolololol :lol:^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 people can't understand what it is to be part of the few selected people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 i only skimmed through a few of the posts, like dude said in the first post. any one here like pussy? is there anything better? do you have any real friends? do you want your friends to experience what life is really about? i understand, you want your boy to get laid. he might just be scared of the pussy. does he lack confidence with women in general? if so, the older he gets, the more pronounced that fear is going to become. pressure isn't going to help. buying him a hooker just might send him running for the monastery.. you just need to let him figure this shit out for himself. take him to the bars, strike up conversations with women, get him involved in said conversation, ditch him with said female while you bang different random bar slut in alley. start thread and post pics. *edit if you decide to buy him a hooker, don't let him know. make sure she is just forward enough to drag him to the bedroom, but not dom enough to say, my turn punk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Booze+Coke=Confidence to hit on anything that moves. Might wanna make sure there are some chicks around before you start 'medicating' ya boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 i feel where you're coming from. i've got a friend in the same exact position. whoever said you can't lead a horse to water was pretty much spot on. i discovered that you can't interfere with his dilemma, but don't let him interfere with your own situations either. sometimes working together can prove ineffective for the both of you. chances are he's probably better off with a 'wingman' who's in the same situation as him, that way he may feel more comfortable, have someone to relate to rather than compete with. aka. i'll introduce our buddies, and they can embark on their own journey towards the sacred pussy pedestal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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