sayWORD? Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 my homey is 24, drives his own car, enrolled in college, blahblah, standup dude, got money. problem is, he is also a virgin. ive suspected it for a while, but he is the type of dude to fly off at the handle when anyone brought it up (due largely i suspect to his lack of sexual intercourse). recently he admitted it to me and a few of his close homies. i feel bad for dude, ive gone out and hit on bitches with him at the club to try to get him laid, but they either arent interested, fall for me or another homey, or somehow he fucks it up. i asked if he was physically capable of banging a bitch, and he almost punched me in the face. ive considered buying him a hooker, but he isnt down for that because he "respects women", whateverthafuck that means. im at a loss for ideas, really the only thing i can think of is to pay some escort up front to meet him at some bar, fuck him, and go along with some lie that shes in for the weekend on business. ive asked a few of my skeezies what to do, but theyre also at a loss for words at the prospect of a 25 year old who hasnt got his dick wet. i know you fags will post a number of retarded images/irrelevant comments, but i figure if i can get one genuine response it'll be worth it. go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 sounds like a fag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Maybe he likes men. Take him to the strip club, get him a dance, try offering him a hooker again. He should accept. If not.... You can lead a horse to water.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 are you that ocncerned about your boy getting puss..... if he cant get it himself he must be going for like dimes and shit....tell him to fuck a fat bitch. i fucked 2 fatties before I got a decent one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 how does anyone live for 24 years without getting pussy? i see ugly, literally retarded, dudes on the street an even they have ugly retarded girls.. i think yer boy's a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 maybe he's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Shit in your hand and give him a handjob. If he likes it he is gay, mystery solved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm calling your bluff, I think your hypothetical "homey" is you because why would you be so concerned with your boys sex life unless y'all ghey for each other. But for real, if this is true then I feel sorry for dude cause not getting a chance to bang out girls in high school (no pedo) is a real fucking shame. Why can't you have one of your "skeezies" fuck him? Dude is obviously gay, getting pussy is not that hard unless you secretly want man butt (nh) and can't admit your faggotry to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 The thing I want to know is....why do you feel the need to get involved or even care about what goes on- or doesn't go on- in someone's sex life who you aren't sleeping with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 ive considered buying him a hooker, but he isnt down for that because he "respects women", whateverthafuck that means. Prostitution is an honorable profession. He needs to re-evaluate and realize that theres nothing wrong with helping those ladies get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Get him a tranny, it is all the rage now-a-days and it counts as a girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Maybe he's the hank arron of penis to anus action----------------no elton john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 + + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 does he drink?get him drunk and lock him in a room with some girl(or guy) either they will fuck or kill one another either way it should make for an interesting weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 has he tried wearing an Affliction shirt? i hear girls like dudes that think they are into mma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 needs more glitter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 get him a pocket pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i hate to break it to you but your br0 is a homosex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 tell him to holler at fat girls...it worked for me....ive been steady fucking fat girls since i was 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 he isnt gay. hes a chillin kid, got alot goin for him in his life, just not in the area of females. he "hits" on girls, but that doesnt really seem to be paying off. it seems to me like he lacks the execution. like i said, ive tried introducing him to girls/macking them up for him, but that always seems to backfire. he must clam up or something. why am i so concerned with bro's sexlife? HE'S A GOOD HOMEY WHO IS 24 AND A VIRGIN!!! what kind of a friend would i be if i didnt at least try to help out? i offered him a few of my backseat backshots, but he says any cunt that has had my semen leakin out of it, hes not interested in. i told him beggars cant be choosers, he told me fuckoff. im guessing dude is putting pussy on a pedestal because its been so long, and he hasnt yet got a taste. whoever said hes hitting on dimes and might need to downgrade could be spot on. i will bring this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 pussy on a pedestal?...thats like the third time ive heard that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shai Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i told him beggars cant be choosers, he told me fuckoff. So fuck off...he obviously doesn't want or need your help. My guess is that this is a sore subject with him, so constantly bringing it up might be fucking up your friendship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Cosign. Almost anyone can smash a fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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