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my homey is 24, drives his own car, enrolled in college, blahblah, standup dude, got money.

 

problem is, he is also a virgin.

 

ive suspected it for a while, but he is the type of dude to fly off at the handle when anyone brought it up (due largely i suspect to his lack of sexual intercourse). recently he admitted it to me and a few of his close homies. i feel bad for dude, ive gone out and hit on bitches with him at the club to try to get him laid, but they either arent interested, fall for me or another homey, or somehow he fucks it up. i asked if he was physically capable of banging a bitch, and he almost punched me in the face.

 

ive considered buying him a hooker, but he isnt down for that because he "respects women", whateverthafuck that means.

 

im at a loss for ideas, really the only thing i can think of is to pay some escort up front to meet him at some bar, fuck him, and go along with some lie that shes in for the weekend on business.

 

ive asked a few of my skeezies what to do, but theyre also at a loss for words at the prospect of a 25 year old who hasnt got his dick wet.

 

i know you fags will post a number of retarded images/irrelevant comments, but i figure if i can get one genuine response it'll be worth it.

 

40-year-old-virgin.jpg

 

 

 

go.

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Maybe he likes men.

 

Take him to the strip club, get him a dance, try offering him a hooker again. He should accept. If not....

 

You can lead a horse to water....

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are you that ocncerned about your boy getting puss.....

 

if he cant get it himself he must be going for like dimes and shit....tell him to fuck a fat bitch.

 

i fucked 2 fatties before I got a decent one

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how does anyone live for 24 years without getting pussy?

 

i see ugly, literally retarded, dudes on the street an even they have ugly retarded girls..

 

i think yer boy's a fag.

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I'm calling your bluff, I think your hypothetical "homey" is you because why would you be so concerned with your boys sex life unless y'all ghey for each other.

 

But for real, if this is true then I feel sorry for dude cause not getting a chance to bang out girls in high school (no pedo) is a real fucking shame. Why can't you have one of your "skeezies" fuck him?

 

Dude is obviously gay, getting pussy is not that hard unless you secretly want man butt (nh) and can't admit your faggotry to yourself.

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The thing I want to know is....why do you feel the need to get involved or even care about what goes on- or doesn't go on- in someone's sex life who you aren't sleeping with?

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ive considered buying him a hooker, but he isnt down for that because he "respects women", whateverthafuck that means.

 

 

Prostitution is an honorable profession. He needs to re-evaluate and realize that theres nothing wrong with helping those ladies get paid.

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does he drink?get him drunk and lock him in a room with some girl(or guy) either they will fuck or kill one another either way it should make for an interesting weekend

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