Pfffffffffft Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/30Reyk/news.spreadit.org/segway-owner-dies-segway-inventor-james-heselden-jimi-heselden//r:f Segway Owner Dies – James Heselden (Jimi Heselden) – A Segway is a battery powered device that costs more than $5,000 on average. The vehicle is able to be recharged when you are not using it and can travel a total distance of 18 miles between charges. As of right now, they are illegal to drive on the road and after the death of the owner of the company Britain Segway , while riding a Segway, we can expect that they will not be made street legal any time soon When the Segway was first launched, it was built as the replacement for short transport. It runs quiet, gives off no emissions, and can travel at a high enough rate of speed to make it usable for any short distance that you would need to go. However, shortly after the launch of the vehicle, the sales fell short of the original estimates. There are currently a total of 80,000 Segways in use around the world. The original estimate from the company was that they would be able to sell more than 40,000 of them per year. The owner of the company, Jimi Heselden, died in a Segway crash early on Sunday. He had taken over control of the company earlier in the year. While riding the vehicle, he accidentally steered it over a 30 foot cliff and into a river while he was riding on his estate. Although the exact cause of his death is still unknown at this time, it is ironic that the man who bought the company died riding the vehicle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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visual_ransom Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 finally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 nigger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I have a feeling this faggot's handshake was limp and clamy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 shoulda leaned back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 oh this is gooood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 its all about the orbit wheels niggaz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu0l1IwfnhY&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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armand hammer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 he accidentally steered it over a 30 foot cliff and into a river while he was riding on his estate. Although the exact cause of his death is still unknown at this time, it is ironic that the man who bought the company died riding the vehicle. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: im fuckin crying right now hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 While riding the vehicle, he accidentally steered it over a 30 foot cliff and into a river while he was riding on his estate. he accidentally steered it over a 30 foot cliff and into a river while he was riding over a 30 foot cliff and into a river :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 this is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 man just pulled the suicide card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i call bullshit. either homeboy was past the label on his bottle of passion fruit skyy or his ass was murdered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 IT WAS A SEGWACIDE! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 HAHAHAAHAHAHAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_am3uTrMhU Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 1800-suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 segwacide hahahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 whats funnier than the fall, is that he's wearing jogging clothes... smooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 a segway drive by would draw the line on comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 "Segwacide" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaK8Pfhefl0 Segway Wreck Fall Crash Compilation Collection - looks like stopping fast is hard to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu0l1IwfnhY&feature=related man, this thing comes with a 100% sprained ankle guarantee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 and a pair of bedazzled short shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Mall cops here use segways to chase down pesky shoplifters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 RIP DUMB OLD NIGGER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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