Weapon X Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 were you home or work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://www.12ozprophet.com/misc/sound/vm/vm_00026.mp3 http://www.12ozprophet.com/misc/sound/vm/vm_00026.mp3 http://www.12ozprophet.com/misc/sound/vm/vm_00026.mp3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 That picture of that Kraut is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I THOUGHT I SHARTED SUNDAY NIGHT WHILE CHILLIN WITH MY GIRL. WE WERE OUTSIDE WHILE I WAS SMOKING A CIGARETTE, I SQUEEZED A FART OUT ON THE LOW AND HAD TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO CHECK. THANK GOD IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 sharts are the worse. thats all i have to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/d-pants.html www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJMV6i3bjM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Swamp I don't think jellyfish bite man....... I once was drinking from around 9am til 8pm in the city and felt the stomach gurgle. I RAN for like half a k to get to a train station with a toilet and once I made it to the dunny I pulled down my pants halfway there and shat as I ran into the cubicle. I then stayed in there for like a half hour waiting for anyone who witnessed the event to go away so I could sneak out of there. Afterwards my mate told me I should have used a toilet at any of the restaurants that were nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 http://www.12ozprophet.com/misc/sound/vm/vm_00026.mp3 http://www.12ozprophet.com/misc/sound/vm/vm_00026.mp3 http://www.12ozprophet.com/misc/sound/vm/vm_00026.mp3 12awz prophet 12awz awz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 thats brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 _ _ _ _, I was at home. Earl, I believe it was more so this "taco butt" you speak of. Still heinous though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 this is you. feel good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 _ _ _ _, I was at home. Earl, I believe it was more so this "taco butt" you speak of. Still heinous though. Taco Butt is still bad, it just isn't as messy to clean up. Taco Butt is usually followed by pinching your pants and pulling them away from the underwear, to avoid spread of stain. That is all followed by the bull legged waddle/run to the toilet. Taco Butt sucks. And yes, I coined this term one day when I sharted. I was at my apartment and thought it was a fart. My roommate saw me go through the process and he asked "did you just shit yourself?" When I got back from the bathroom I said "a little. I gave myself Taco Butt." My reasoning behind this is that it filled up the crack like meat in a taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i had surgery last year and was on two diff antibiotics. i sharted almost every time i farted for one day. then i got probiotics to balance it out and it stopped. but what a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I still never sharted in my life... Even when I thought I did, a sweaty ass crack was the culpfit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 she looks like she smells like a mildew covered towel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 A sweat rag sprayed with CVS perfume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 She smell like the inside of a jack in the box toilet.. post flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 sucio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i got a fuckin hemaroid again.. i need to stop forcing out turds in fear of fuckin sharting in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I have diahhreah like almost all the time ~ being lactose intolerant has given me a steel trap anus. Even when I use to DJ 4 hour sets with no break while drunk off my ass doing blow behind the decks, I couldn't shit and would just force it back up. You guys need to master your body, because sharting was a daily occupational hazard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Swamp I don't think jellyfish bite man....... *Sting. I was drunk haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 false alarm it's just swamp ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Altho I think I have an early memory of shrtingmyself when I was like 4 walking to the bronx zoo ... it probably was just taco butt... I don't think it counts if you are in single didget age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 And I'm also in the diarrhea all the time group. I've only actually sharted a few times, but mud butt (what earl calls taco butt) is a constant hazard that I need to be wary of. Like Tre, I learned how to control it better by being out at bars, drinking and abusing drugs, although occasionally I still will have to make an emergency bathroom run during these times. false alarm it's just swamp ass. This happens to me alot. Panicking, thinking it's mud butt, but it's really just swamp ass. Uncomfortable, but nothing to worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i occasionally have to run for the nearest toilet and hover my ass above it..i dont want ball herps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aristotle Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i am too familiar with this. Last summer, i was driving around with one of my friends (luckily a close friend) when i decided that i wanted to go wash my car. i pulled into one of those DIY car washes after we had gotten a bite to eat at Chipotle. I get out of the car, swipe my credit card in the machine. "farted" thinking it was the beans not agreeing with me, when i feel some warm ass liquid coming down my leg which is about the time i screamed I JUST FUCKING SHIT MY PANTS. i swear anyone within a 3 mile radius of that place must have heard what just happend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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