Skilla54 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 pesto mayo for the win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 mayonnaise filled doughtnuts mayonnaise cupcake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 our chefs make a new flavoured mayo each week, and its so much nicer than your bog standard, store bought brand. seriously. this week its mustard mayo, last week was a hint of curry and the week before was lemon. today my lunch was the nicest chicken, bacon and avocado sandwhich on fresh home made white bloomer and im not afraid to say i covered that bad boy in the flavoured mayo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internet predator Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 you're taking this a bit too far It's never too far. I worked at Subway in high school for a very short 3 days. I was fired/quit when asked to fill the mayo bottle... I have a better stomach for it now but back then I couldn't stand to look at it with out it grossing me out. Anyway I was told I had to fill up the squeeze bottle and my white trash boss thought it would be funny to cut a little slit in the bag so that when I squeezed it out of the bag into the jar it would squirt all over me. The bitch didn't expect my reaction when mayo flew and hit me. I instantly spewed vomit in all of the food containers up front (where you choose all your veggies). She told me to clean it and didn't like that I told her no. She tired pulling the "Do this or you are fired card." I just quit instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 you ma'am is a pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 mayo + fries = the truth yes. also, mayo on anything. it's my favourite condiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Worked with a chick who said she used to eat Mayo with a spoon when she was a kid. Fucking nasty. Mayo on sammich > solo mayo i still do this, no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 actually, anything derived from eggs is the baddest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i like mayo. the girl im seeing doesnt. this makes splitting a sandwich difficult. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i used to date this girl that would eat it from the jar with a spoon. scust. she had a pretty bangin body though, you'd never know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 this is what i have to say about mayo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 remember this shit from nacho libre...wonder if it's any good? yes it is good, i had it in phila in a place called el vez prepared the same way. roasted corn>boiled corn edit OP's jizz sandwich made queazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Fuck miracle whip, fuck kraft, fuck helmans. 1 egg yolk* 1/2 teaspoon fine salt 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard 2 pinches sugar 2 teaspoons fresh squeezed lemon juice 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar 1 cup oil, safflower or corn Directions In a glass bowl, whisk together egg yolk and dry ingredients. Combine lemon juice and vinegar in a separate bowl then thoroughly whisk half into the yolk mixture. Start whisking briskly, then start adding the oil a few drops at a time until the liquid seems to thicken and lighten a bit, (which means you've got an emulsion on your hands). Once you reach that point you can relax your arm a little (but just a little) and increase the oil flow to a constant (albeit thin) stream. Once half of the oil is in add the rest of the lemon juice mixture. Continue whisking until all of the oil is incorporated. Leave at room temperature for 1 to 2 hours then refrigerate for up to 1 week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 white people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 The main thing I miss about living in a mexican neighborhood is the grocery cart guys with elote. Miraqcle whip sucks. Real mayo FTW. Also, this on everything..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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