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AIOLI.

 

I'm sayin...

 

Also homemade mayo tastes 1000 times better than anything you can buy in the store.

 

 

Some aioli recipes for all my food nerds.

 

Garlic Aioli

Ingredients

 

3 garlic cloves, chopped

1 largeegg

1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice

1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley

1/2 teaspoon salt

2 turns freshly ground black pepper

1/2 cup olive oil Directions

 

Combine the garlic, egg, lemon juice, parsley, salt and pepper in a food processor or blender and puree. Add the oil in a slow stream and continue to process until the mixture has formed a thick emulsion.

 

 

 

 

Avocado Aioli

 

 

INGREDIENTS

2 ripe Hass avocados

2 tbsp. lime juice

1 lg. minced garlic clove

2 tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil

1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro (coriander leaves) or flat-leaf parsley

Salt and freshly ground pepper

 

 

INSTRUCTIONS

Halve the avocados and scoop the flesh into a bowl. Add the lime juice and garlic. Mash well. Scrape into a food processor and puree. With the machine on, drizzle in the oil. Scrape the puree into a bow. Fold in the coriander and season with salt and pepper. Refrigerate for up to 2 hours, then serve with dipping bread or vegetables.

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pesto mayo is good on a turkey club....

but for real my friends mom was on the atkins diet and for a year all she ate was microwaved hamburger patties with no bun slathered in mayo. she would lick the mayo from her fingers and get it on her face. atkinsfailure.

 

 

you were thinking dirty thoughts about your friends mum weren't you. :lol:

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