CONCRETE RIVER Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 seriously. this shit is like crack, why do i require it to eat a meal? :o 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I like mayo on sandwiches, but that is fucking filthy. You couldn't even spread it on the bread? Don't fucking tell me there is mayo on the bread AND on top of the entire sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Mayo and guac? thats sick A little bit of mayo on the bread is cool but slopped on the entire sandwich would make me want to throw up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 thats a fucking nasty looking sandwich man, and i enjoy mayo on my sandwiches... fuck this bullshit though.. only faggots like miracle whip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Miracle Whip > Hellmann's. Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I will fuck with that olive oil mayo in small ammounts on a BLT. That miracle whip shit tho. Eeep. its like candied mayo. not a fan. I cant stand ketchup either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 i done just at some mayo on my bologna,cheese and turkey sandwiches. i cant have that shit on my chicken sandwiches from fast food unless im really in the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 miracle whip is the nastiest fucking shit on earth, real talk! SMART BALANCE MAYO > EVERYTHING ELSE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Mayonnaise sound when you stir it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Too much mayo............. You must be the whitest dude on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 none of you even know about this.. owns all mayo anywhere ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 fuck you're nigga please ill cover you in that shit slap some bread on you and put cheese either side of you. NO FUCKIN HOMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i'd slap some mayo over these white titties all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 appease the gods by lathering her boobs with tangy mayonnaise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 im going to have to start introducing bitches to mayo as part of foreplay. gogo terrible pun for premature ejaculation! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i dont like mayo at all. hold that shit on everything i eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i liked mayo until i saw that photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 remember this shit from nacho libre...wonder if it's any good? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 This is what it sounds like to having sex with a dead body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 actually, i don't think it would sound much at all. aside from maybe an initial release of air all the sexy time fluids ought to be gone rendering the whole situation soundless. but i wouldn't know that or anything. notanecroOner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I'm all about my mayo and aioli. I love a simple garlic or horseradish aioli on a roast beef sandwich, i could eat that for weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Kewpie is good! It stands up to heat if you need to cook and has a nice spicy sort of kick. Helmens/Best Foods is good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I'm all about my mayo and aioli. I love a simple garlic or horseradish aioli on a roast beef sandwich, i could eat that for weeks. AIOLI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 pesto mayo is good on a turkey club.... but for real my friends mom was on the atkins diet and for a year all she ate was microwaved hamburger patties with no bun slathered in mayo. she would lick the mayo from her fingers and get it on her face. atkinsfailure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 AIOLI. I'm sayin... Also homemade mayo tastes 1000 times better than anything you can buy in the store. Some aioli recipes for all my food nerds. Garlic Aioli Ingredients 3 garlic cloves, chopped 1 largeegg 1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice 1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 turns freshly ground black pepper 1/2 cup olive oil Directions Combine the garlic, egg, lemon juice, parsley, salt and pepper in a food processor or blender and puree. Add the oil in a slow stream and continue to process until the mixture has formed a thick emulsion. Avocado Aioli INGREDIENTS 2 ripe Hass avocados 2 tbsp. lime juice 1 lg. minced garlic clove 2 tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro (coriander leaves) or flat-leaf parsley Salt and freshly ground pepper INSTRUCTIONS Halve the avocados and scoop the flesh into a bowl. Add the lime juice and garlic. Mash well. Scrape into a food processor and puree. With the machine on, drizzle in the oil. Scrape the puree into a bow. Fold in the coriander and season with salt and pepper. Refrigerate for up to 2 hours, then serve with dipping bread or vegetables. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 pesto mayo is good on a turkey club.... but for real my friends mom was on the atkins diet and for a year all she ate was microwaved hamburger patties with no bun slathered in mayo. she would lick the mayo from her fingers and get it on her face. atkinsfailure. you were thinking dirty thoughts about your friends mum weren't you. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 mayonnaise filled doughtnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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