Mellow Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Im all for the Hip hop Hippies..... thats me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 God damn sandal dreamers You all look as gross as you smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 You'd probably mistake me for a hippie but you'd be....mistaken. The long hair, beard, sandals, dirt tan, headlamp and beads? It's all a front. They prevent the busters from interfering with my power moves. Hippies are definitely people I deal with on a case by case basis. None of my friends are lazy or leading anything resembling pointless lives. I agree that a lot of hippies are wasted orgasms, but they usually don't get a chance to get close enough to me. The Grateful Dead Family are juggalos in tie dyes and New Eras. They get absolutely no fucking love from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 You said you wear Carhartts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Not at the moment, but when I'm working I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Shai isnt a hippie....dude is a true hessian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I believe I'm the only true hessian that hasn't smoked weed since Bush was president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I believe I'm the only true hessian that hasn't smoked weed since Bush was president. GW or HW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 fuck the stinky hipies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 yea, no hippie would have shai hulud as a username. play on playa. and def a case by case thing with old hippies. some suck, some rule. new hippies don't exist. they're called "wookies" or "wooks." Whatever, they're all drug addicts with trust funds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 umad? dude what actually sucks ass is that i am actually so imad that i am completely cool with admitting it... life is hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 they're all drug addicts with trust funds. agreed. I STILL MAD EDIT: ONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 fuck hippies. fuck them in their granola filled assholes. fuckin pachoolee rubbin jelly packin ass hippies. dammit. [ATTACH]145845.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 all of you people who say you like old hippies but not young ones are absolute fools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 and sausage party, i'm pretty sure a neo-hippie smashed a girl you liked whilst tripping 2-cb or something and now you're sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avesism Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 You'd probably mistake me for a hippie but you'd be....mistaken. The long hair, beard, sandals, dirt tan, headlamp and beads? It's all a front. They prevent the busters from interfering with my power moves. Hippies are definitely people I deal with on a case by case basis. None of my friends are lazy or leading anything resembling pointless lives. I agree that a lot of hippies are wasted orgasms, but they usually don't get a chance to get close enough to me. The Grateful Dead Family are juggalos in tie dyes and New Eras. They get absolutely no fucking love from me. Likewise. Sure I carry crystals in my pocket, but hey, no one's perfect. The funny thing about the GDF kids is the majority of them that I see on tour weren't even born when Jerry died. Now that's just silly. Check out Fast Eddie up there kickin it in what looks like the Camden lot. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avesism Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Also, the term wook/wookie is relatively new created by Ween fans who got ticked off when Phish kids started going to their shows after PH started covering "Roses are free." It's pretty funny and fitting, as separatist as it is. Also, also, hippies are ruining dubstep for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avesism Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Also, also, also, Shai, I caught a further show over the summer and it sucked. Somehow Phil and friends can still do it for me, but you throw fake Jerry and Bobby into the mix and you get something much less than the sum of it's parts. Then again, Phish is touring again, so I'm all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 i love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 this is dumb..a padlock would just wiegh it down ,you would need to yank the fucker to tear the lobe and then there no point running cos if you did it to a hipster they would no doubt be on the floor crying..most other people would probably make you choke on the padlock,tunnel and blooded skin. also fuck hippie chicks they stink and have nasty cooters i would not go near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 Also, the term wook/wookie is relatively new created by Ween fans who got ticked off when Phish kids started going to their shows after PH started covering "Roses are free." It's pretty funny and fitting, as separatist as it is. Also, also, hippies are ruining dubstep for me. you are the people im talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 what did the two deadheads say when they ran out of pot? dude this music sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Also, also, hippies are ruining dubstep for me. You can't kill what's already dead, Theme. We have some strict policies at my house. One is, "No post Dead jam bands before noon." Two is "No dubstep, ever ever ever ever ever...or get 86ed for a week." The third rule is "No hard drugs, including hallucinogenics" but that's a fucking joke. I worked something like 12 hours yesterday on one of the hottest days of the year to come home to a mushroom party. I walked out on the front porch after trying to sleep for two hours and said "IT'S TWO THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING....WHAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY?" to a bunch of giggling hipster girls (we truly get all kinds here). Now they're passed out upstairs...I'm trying to decide if they should crank that soulja boy or learn how to dougie. At top volume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 Now they're passed out upstairs...I'm trying to decide if they should crank that soulja boy or learn how to dougie. At top volume. dude if they put on dubstep you should fucking do it then shit in their fucking mouths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 DAMN i love the hate!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I hate hippies as much as I hate crust punks. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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