hey dow, i just hung out with a tranny...

[SystemFailure]

FUCKING COLD NAPOLEONS

 

 

These motherfuckers are too good. And to keep this in the same vein of gayness.

 

I'd punch myself in my DICK if I could have em on command each DICK hit

[gasfacevictm]

doug stanhope is down with trannies. thats reason enough to know its all good[/url]

 

I love me some Stanhope, but he's not a good life coach, hoss.

 

or rolling rock $18.99 for a 30

 

No. Just, no. Rolling Rock is worse than any other beer and that is way too much for a 30 pack. Fuck is wrong with you?

 

theres a black looking tranny that walks by my shop here and there. i dunno if i should even call it a tranny, cause its really just a gay dude that dresses hella femmy.

 

AKA most trannies.

[Feed Yer Ego]

you tripping doggie

[gasfacevictm]

Rolling Rock is horrible piss water.

So much worse than normal piss water 30 pack steez.

And you pay too much for it.

[pornbooth]

So I just found out this tranny is well known on the hill, she givs dudes bj's who have no idea she be tranny life.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

^^This guy gets blown by trannies a lot.

 

 

I'm just sayin though.

If trannies are the only "broads" that wanna suck your dick, then that's a problem.

Trannies have man hands.

Trannies have adams apples.

Trannies have man faces.

There's multiple physical traits that point to a chick really being a dude.

So if the only thing you have to go on for calling tranny is the fact that "she" says she wants to suck your dick, then maybe you have a self esteem issue.

Probably a well deserved self esteem issue.

And the chick was probably really... really.... drunk.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

half rack = half case of beer

 

Why not just call it a 12pack like everyone else in the world does?

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

i gotta break this shit down again

 

transvestites are kinda like minotaurs

 

if a chick gets fingerbanged by a minotaur, it isnt bestiality because she pretty much got banged by a dude's hand. BUT, if he puts a horn of a hoof in her crotch, its definitely bestiality.

 

if a tranny sucks you off, it isnt gay cause its a chick's mouth. BUT, if you suck the tranny off - nigga you gay because you put a dick in your mouth.

 

You can't have hooves and fingers, it's one or the other.

Just like a dude can't have a chicks mouth.

No matter how much lipstick is applied, it's still a dudes mouth.

 

And you're still a faggot for putting your dick in a dudes mouth (or hand).

[gasfacevictm]

Trannies have man hands.

Trannies have adams apples.

Trannies have man faces.

There's multiple physical traits that point to a chick really being a dude.

So if the only thing you have to go on for calling tranny is the fact that "she" says she wants to suck your dick, then maybe you have a self esteem issue.

Probably a well deserved self esteem issue.

And the chick was probably really... really.... drunk.

 

You can't have hooves and fingers, it's one or the other.

Just like a dude can't have a chicks mouth.

No matter how much lipstick is applied, it's still a dudes mouth.

 

I met so many people like you in Thailand and the Philippines that walked home with men unknowingly.

You're not as observant as you think you are, hoss.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

shiiiit

 

theres a black looking tranny that walks by my shop here and there. i dunno if i should even call it a tranny, cause its really just a gay dude that dresses hella femmy.

 

well, one of the sick fucks i work with is going to get AT LEAST a blowjob from it tonight. he was tellin me he's kinda sketch about it, so my advice was to just get a bj, that way if it feels super awkward afterwards, at least you didnt fuck it. you know?

 

ive been encouraging dude to get with the tranny for a few weeks, but for real, this tranny thing is hella gross and i wouldnt touch it with somebody elses dick.

 

 

 

Birds of a feather flock together.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

I met so many people like you in Thailand and the Philippines that walked home with men unknowingly.

You're not as observant as you think you are, hoss.

 

 

Dude wasn't in Thailand though.

[gasfacevictm]

Doesn't matter.

I guarantee you can't pick out a good tranny if all you are looking for are big hands and Adam's apples.

LOL...I wonder how many men you've fucked without knowing.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

Doesn't matter.

I guarantee you can't pick out a good tranny if all you are looking for are big hands and Adam's apples.

LOL...I wonder how many men you've fucked without knowing.

 

Thailand = a culture of "ladyboys".

It also = a culture of skinny ass female looking dudes who would have lesser of a hard time looking like females to a bunch of drunk ass tourists.

This guy Pornbooth lives in Seattle, and the only thing he has to go on for calling tranny is the fact that this "chick" said she wants to suck his dick.

Why is everybody not picking up on this?

That's not to say that the chick ain't a dude, but how is this the only factor that points to tranny for dude?

He didn't say anything about man hands or adams apples or nothing, just the fact that "she" said she wants to suck his dick was enough for him to call shenanigans.

Do you automatically assume that any chick who says she wants to suck your dick must be a lady boy?

Cause if so, then I feel bad for you.

[gasfacevictm]

Thailand = a culture of "ladyboys".

It also = a culture of skinny ass female looking dudes who would have lesser of a hard time looking like females to a bunch of drunk ass tourists.

This guy Pornbooth lives in Seattle, and the only thing he has to go on for calling tranny is the fact that this "chick" said she wants to suck his dick.

Why is everybody not picking up on this?

Do you automatically assume that any chick who says she wants to suck your dick must be a lady boy?

 

No, all of your reasoning used to back up your claim has been typical, so I SUBMIT...THAT. YOU. SIR! CAN NOT!...Pick out a tranny based on any real world experience, but rather you rely on television teachings. Which are uneducated observations at best and don't give you much more to go on other than large hands and Adam's apples, the latter of which can be changed among countless other things.

 

Good luck.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

No, all of your reasoning used to back up your claim has been typical, so I SUBMIT...THAT. YOU. SIR! CAN NOT!...Pick out a tranny based on any real world experience, but rather you rely on television teachings. Which are uneducated observations at best and don't give you much more to go on other than large hands and Adam's apples, the latter of which can be changed among countless other things.

 

Good luck.

 

The only argument that you're trying to make is that you used to live in Delaware, moved to Thailand, and now the entire worlds tranny population is as get over as it is in Thailand.

 

Dude aint in Thailand, he's in Seattle.

And anybody who's easily "fooled" by trannies in either Delaware or Seattle is a closet homo.

Period.

 

And for that matter, anybody who goes home with a Thai ladyboy and can't figure out that it's a dude during the course of the night is a fucking faggot in denial too.

Is there something that you need to get off your chest?

[gasfacevictm]

The only argument that you're trying to make is that you used to live in Delaware, moved to Thailand, and now the entire worlds tranny population is as get over as it is in Thailand.

 

Dude aint in Thailand, he's in Seattle.

And anybody who's easily "fooled" by trannies in either Delaware or Seattle, (or Thailand) is a closet homo.

Period.

Is there something you need to get off your chest?

 

Yes, as a matter of fact.

I never lived in Delaware.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

Yes, as a matter of fact.

I never lived in Delaware.

 

Ugh...

I remember the days before PBR was a hipster beer, it was a redneck beer.

That shit was $9.99 for a 30 pack in Delaware.

I swear every person that came to the parties brought one and stacked them in the kitchen.

Shit show.

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

[gasfacevictm]

Do I have to reside there to have been there?

I think not.

It's shares a border with 2 other states, Magellan.

[AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!]

You seem to forget that some of us actually know who you are.

 

/nosnitch.

[RIPS]

[skullnbones]

It got real surrious in here.

 

 

 

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[gasfacevictm]

You seem to forget that some of us actually know who you are.

 

/nosnitch.

 

What's this have to do with my residency outside of DE?

[pornbooth]

Thailand = a culture of "ladyboys".

It also = a culture of skinny ass female looking dudes who would have lesser of a hard time looking like females to a bunch of drunk ass tourists.

This guy Pornbooth lives in Seattle, and the only thing he has to go on for calling tranny is the fact that this "chick" said she wants to suck his dick.

Why is everybody not picking up on this?

That's not to say that the chick ain't a dude, but how is this the only factor that points to tranny for dude?

He didn't say anything about man hands or adams apples or nothing, just the fact that "she" said she wants to suck his dick was enough for him to call shenanigans.

Do you automatically assume that any chick who says she wants to suck your dick must be a lady boy?

Cause if so, then I feel bad for you.

 

Dao is back....

 

My internets is on my phone so I type short sometimes. I said it was mad suspect cause o how bad she wanted to suck me off, then it did admit to me she was tranny life. Everyone there referred to me as straight guy, apparently they were all gay. And bringing back to an earlier post it is well known and sucks dudes off and they have no idea its not a chick.... for reals this tranny pulls it off.

[pornbooth]

 

Dude aint in Thailand, he's in Seattle.

And anybody who's easily "fooled" by trannies in either Delaware or Seattle is a closet homo.

Period.

 

 

Yes I am in seattle and I'm not a "closet homo" I am very secure with my sxuality, its way more awesome here than raising a kid in texas.

[skullnbones]

As far as not being homosexual goes, I fucking love Freddie Mercury.

[fch1987]

12ozprophet?

 

 

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[gasfacevictm]

Again with this spam shit?

[silent_bob]

there is some supreme faggotry in here.....some of you disgust me at how nonchalant yall can claim to be strait but give passes for getting your dick played with by another man.

[pornbooth]

^You obviously never kicked it with a legit tranny before

[silent_bob]

you are right,i haven't....