KILZ FILLZ Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dress to impress and you'll achieve success and nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I tried to share knowledge here. Look where it got me :( If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.....damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 the mcrib is no longer available at the mickey d's on broadway in my neighborhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 mickey d's is no longer available in my country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 it snowed 2.6 feet yesterday in my town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 227 families control 47% of the world's wealth US women only earn 77 cents on the male dollar The number one cause of death for US pregnant women is homicide There are about 158 million child laborers in the world Average annual earnings of adults: dropout: 18k high school grad: 25k college grad: 45k doctorate: 99k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 fact: a significant amount of those preggo women deserved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 ^fact: working at a domestic violence shelter suggests to me that you're a cocklover with a walnut brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 tell the ladies i said hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Although paper had been known as a wrapping and padding material in China since the 2nd century BC,[1] the first documented use of toilet paper in human history dates back to the 6th century AD, in early medieval China.[2] In 589 AD the scholar-official Yan Zhitui (531–591) wrote about the use of toilet paper: "Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes".[2] During the later Tang Dynasty (618–907 AD) a Muslim traveler to China in the year 851 AD remarked: "They (the Chinese) are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."[2] During the early 14th century (Yuan Dynasty) it was recorded that in modern-day Zhejiang province alone there was an annual manufacturing of toilet paper amounting in ten million packages of 1,000 to 10,000 sheets of toilet paper each.[2] During the Ming Dynasty (1368–1644 AD), it was recorded in 1393 that 720,000 sheets of toilet paper (two by three feet in size) were produced for the general use of the Imperial court at the capital of Nanjing.[2] From the records of the Imperial Bureau of Supplies (Bao Chao Si) of that same year, it was also recorded that for Emperor Hongwu's imperial family alone, there were 15,000 sheets of special soft-fabric toilet paper made, and each sheet of toilet paper was even perfumed.[2] Elsewhere, wealthy people wiped themselves with wool, lace or hemp, while less wealthy people used their hand when defecating into rivers, or cleaned themselves with various materials such as rags, wood shavings, leaves, grass, hay, stone, sand, moss, water, snow, maize, ferns, may apple plant husks, fruit skins, or seashells, and corn cobs, depending upon the country and weather conditions or social customs. In Ancient Rome, a sponge on a stick was commonly used, and, after usage, placed back in a bucket of saltwater. A print by William Hogarth entitled A Just View of the British Stage from 1724 depicting Robert Wilks, Colley Cibber, and Barton Booth rehearsing a pantomime play with puppets enacting a prison break down a privy. The "play" is composed of nothing but special effects, and the scripts for Hamlet, inter al., are toilet paper.The 16th century French satirical writer François Rabelais, in Chapter XIII of Book 1 of his novel-sequence Gargantua and Pantagruel, has his character Gargantua investigate a great number of ways of cleansing oneself after defecating. Gargantua dismisses the use of paper as ineffective, rhyming that: "Who his foul tail with paper wipes, Shall at his ballocks leave some chips." (Sir Thomas Urquhart's 1653 English translation). He concludes that "the neck of a goose, that is well downed" provides an optimum cleansing medium.[3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Wu Tang is for the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION MEAT CONSUMPTION FAST FOOD CONSUMPTION NUCLEAR WEAPONS MILITARY SPENDING WAR DEATHS 1945-2000 WAR DEATHS 2002 HAZARDOUS WASTE HUMAN POVERTY URBAN SLUMS MURDERS PRISONERS SUICIDES FILMS WATCHED BOOKS PUBLISHED ADULT LITERACY YOUTH LITERACY INTERNET USERS 1990 INTERNET USERS 2002 more here http://www.worldmapper.org/atozindex.html#l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 According to that Russia isn't drinking a lot. Yeah right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 For a super smooth shave.. -shave twice, first with the grain then against the grain -shave right after you get out of the shower -use warm/hot water to rinse your face, except for the last rinse use cold water to constrict your skin pores -use an non-alcohol aftershave, like more of a lotion type aftershave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 george bush hates black people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 no,george bush doesnt care about them,not hate them.black people hate george bush though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 george black hates bush people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 black george hates bush people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 real talk, some of those earth pictures look like joker paintings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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