DIRTY D Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 what do i do? do those cleaning drinks work? cranberry juice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 lots and lots of water... or detox... also indian buddy at the gas station said drinkin the pickle juice from those single pickle bags works well.. learn something new every day huh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Search function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 ^that too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 smoke spice brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheason Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Nothing works except time, trust. Esp. if you looking into security or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Fail drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 eat cock and choke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Sacrifice a Mexican girl in name of the Drug Test God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Sur-gel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Nothing works except time, trust. Esp. if you looking into security or some shit. This ^^ or sneak in clean piss with you. Drinks don't work. Overflowing yourself with water don't work. Why are you sitting around smoking drugs instead of having a job anyway? You fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Edit fuck up: sur gel in a big glass of warm water an hour before and don't piss and then drink some more water right before the test and he will pass. even a five panel, despite what umad.gif will say. i talked to a lab analyst not long ago about it. the only way you can't pass is if it's a hair test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 2 words http://affordablemotorservice.com/images/lg_mechanic_oil_change_text_hg_clr.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Simple- don't do drugs. Works every time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Fail fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 i've used the liquid stuff and the synthetic piss.the liquid stuff worked for me,and i'm a daily smoker.the synthetic piss is straight too,just keep warm by your nuts and your good to go. and not doing drugs always works too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 drink heaps of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 You gotta smoke medical man Then you could smoke minutes before the test and pass it because since the test is a medical thing and the pot you would be smoking is medical it goes together man. Medical. Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 smoke pcp, b e c o m e d r u g t e s t . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Smoke PCP Don't stop punching holes into cops and feeding face to dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The only drug you can even get caught for is weed unless you are a fucking degenerate addict. Most other shit is out of your body in a couple days or a week. Except for your hair, like Casek said. So, the question is...are you a fucking degenerate addict or just an idiot who thought he could smoke before a drug test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 BONG ON DUDEZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm gonna' go smoke now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Take an Unlubed condem and wash it out. Have a clean person piss into a container for you. Pour it into a condem, then place that condem inside another clean unlubed condem. Tie it and tape it to the inside of your inner thigh (this is the warmest spot outside your body) Go take to the test with a sharp object. Fill bowl with donor piss, and you piss in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I CONDEM you to DEF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 also indian buddy at the gas station said drinkin the pickle juice from those single pickle bags works well.. learn something new every day huh... cmon now... dude works at a fucking GAS STATION unless hes putting himself through college while studying chemistry or whatnot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Drink a half gallon of clorox right before the test, like in the parking lot right quick before you go in. This is the cheapest way and I gurantee 1000% you won't fail your drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 cmon now... dude works at a fucking GAS STATION unless hes putting himself through college while studying chemistry or whatnot... hahah yeeaa.. i dunno he said something bout the acidity in the juice or some shit.. didnt really pay much attention but it did catch my ear though.. hey dirty d test this myth out for us and drink some pickle juice nigga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Actually I heard that in middle school too, same thing as drinking malt vinegar. The brine actually does help to flush kidneys and bladdar, but it only works on the cheapest tests and you still have to drink a shitload of water Clorox works waaaaaaaay better so you don't fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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