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So I just gave a couple of squat mattresses tattoos


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I remember that one time when you asked me if that girl I lived with that you ran into was a squat mattress and I told you "It's much worse than that....she was dating that juggalo kook ****** when she lived here." Which cooled things off somewhat.

 

Whatever, she was hot and I got to see her naked sans pipework on my end on several occasions but the girl that lived in my old room was twice as hot and a card carrying freak to boot (i.e. she showed me some boob shots on her cell phone). The catch was that she was sharing the room with her boyfriend who was a pretty good friend of mine...then I found out later that he was tricking hard on her, so who knows what the fuck I missed out on.

 

Either way, I hope you have some bleach handy.

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