screaming hand logo Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Man claiming to have a bomb in Watsonville bank gets talked into filling out loan paperwork, then arrested By Jennifer Squires - Santa Cruz Sentinel Posted: 09/09/2010 04:33:42 PM PDT WASTONVILLE - A man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after he walked into a Watsonville bank, said he had a bomb in his backpack and demanded $2,000 so he could pay his friend's rent, police reported. But when Mark Smith, 59, allegedly tried to rob the bank, the bank manager suggested that what he actually needed to do was take out a loan, and she had him sit down while she said she was going to retrieve the loan paperwork. Instead, she called 911, according to Assistant District Attorney Dave Genochio. "Quick-thinking staff kept the man calm and distracted him with some paperwork until we arrived," Lt. Darren Thompson said. Officers responded to the bank, on the 700 block of East Lake Avenue, around 4:30 p.m. Police arrested Smith, a Watsonville resident, on suspicion of attempted robbery, making criminal threats and making a false bomb report, according to Thompson. Smith didn't have a bomb or any other weapons and no injuries were reported, Thompson added. when in the middle of a crime dont get talked out of it. too late bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 My wallaby is not intersted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 -?- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Flowsmith Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 if he didnt have a bomb or any weapon what did they charge him for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 making terrorist threats, its santa cruz county, fucking hippys will find something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 Police arrested Smith, a Watsonville resident, on suspicion of attempted robbery, making criminal threats and making a false bomb report, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I was at my post office in Queens and the dude a couple people in front of me in line had all this shit he was about to mail in his hands along with a $100 bill ready for when he got next, but like 10 people back in the line. So this female tries to distract him by pretending she needed help filling out some form and as soon as he let his guard down she snatched his $100 out of his hand and ran out. Fucked up thing was not only did she put her real information on the form she was trying to fill out (name address), she also left it behind. By the time I got to the front of the line the cops showed up and the dude who got took and the postmaster gave them the form she started filling out. Cop looks at it and goes, "did she have this type hair and about this tall" dude goes "yea", cops like "yea, we know who this is, I've arrested myself before". Never fill out any paperwork ever when doing crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 WOW^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 dumb people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 fill out what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Bitch fuck the forms! We need a doctor! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I DEEED IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 im jealous if thats really your wallaby always thought a pet racoon would be cool as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 You think that jigga boo is dumb, this nigga I know gotchu bea Duke Adams, a 62-year-old "older-era Elvis," said he was approached while in line at a pharmacy by a man offering to sell him items once owned by Elvis Presley, including jewelry, clothing and the king's revolver. Remembering the March 2004 burglary, Adams said he asked the man to stop by his business the next day. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1519229/posts Basically, after a year and a half police have no leads then this nigga goes up to an Elvis wanna be offering the stolen goods. The dude tells him to holler at him the next day but calls the cops. Idiot shows up with the loot and asks the man if he is hiring. While he fills out job ap( this as he is trying to dump 300k in stolen goods) police show up. This thread will now be about stupid criminals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Bitch fuck the forms! We need a doctor! :lol::lol::lol:THIS:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 pussy liberal charges are you trolling? you can't be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Don't be stupid, there's no hippies in Watsonville. Lotta mexicans tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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