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Did you ever find porn in the woods?

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mannn back then as a kid we had to look and search for our porn it felt like an accomplishment, now these punk ass kids have it easy gettin it with 2 clicks via google

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yea found some in the cutless back in the day. then i used it. i miss the pre-internet days. it was like finding solid gold bars in the woods.

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another experience kinda like finding porn in the woods was when one day in grade school we had to dress up for some reason, so every little kid was wearing a huge ties that they borrowed from their fathers. One kid discovered a pin-up girl on the inside of his tie, and immediate became the coolest kid in the class.

 

This thread helped me remember to try and find some of those ties:

http://www.missfeeneys.com/ties.html

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woods by my elementary school. during recess we would hop the fence and go play in the woods. found porno mags, empty bottles, once we found a hatchet and buck knife.

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i cant remember where i found some porn at but i did. what i do remember clearly is finding sonic the hedgehog for the sega and an oldsschool gameboy at the local traintracks. they both worked and still have to this day.

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Not porn, but there was an old abandoned house that my younger brother and his friends broke into and found this really, really fucking weird VHS movie that had shitloads of comedic graphic violence with casts of all creepy looking puppets and people in masks and shit. What bugged me out most was that out of all places in the world, the movie was made in another part of my state.

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I've found porn in the woods, stashed porn in the woods, and used porn in the woods.

 

One creepy story comes to mind of a stash I found when I was 10ish. About 2 blocks away from my house there was an old abandoned house, all the kids thought it was haunted and it totally looked creepy from the outside. Well one day a bunch of us kids were staring at the house and we double dawg dared to go inside, so 4 of us went inside to investigate. What we found was a huge porn collection-blowup dolls, dildos, magazines, pocket pussies, strange latex things, etc. At the time I didn't know what porn was so my friends and me grabbed all the "cool stuff" we found and opted to bring it back to show my parents all this free shit. It wasn't until I wrote this post that I realized how strange it would've been to see a pack of 10 year olds dragging blow-up dolls down the street.

Anyways, my parents weren't to keen on our new found treasures and my folks were disgusted that we grabbed all these sticky sex toys and decided to bring them back. I was never allowed to hang around the haunted porn house again and within a year it had been demolished. My parents didn't really explain what the stash was, I realized years later when I discovered masturbation what all those things were. I never knew who owned that mother load but often I would see some old chubby bald guy hanging around the house. If he is reading this, I'm sorry for taking your stash.

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i can attest to this phenomena. have definitely found porn in the woods. and it was definitely taken there by other neighborhood kids, from their dad or brother's stash and left for whoever to find.

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