IRON CHEF Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Found a condom hangin off a tree limb once... Homie found a ball on the ground inside a 7 11 in DC too. DEFINE THE WORD "BALL" = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 One of my friends mom came back to their house during middle school looking all sly and went and told her husband that she had just saw two teens fucking on a rock in the woods. I dont think she thought we heard her but when went out into the woods to look for them, but no luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 You Westcoasters and your expendable incomes! What is "income?" Does it have something to do with finding porn in the woods? Help me out here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 in school i used to make a bit of money by slipping aboot 5 or 6 pornos into the fold of a newspaper. and just show the shopkeeper the paper he just be all "twenty pence mate" or whatever. i'd sell the pornos for a fiver each in the playground make a decent amount o' cash for a 13/14 year old 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Yesterday afternoon I collected a box of XXX magizines from work and left them behind the graveyard where the 6th graders go to smoke butts and the vagrants sleep. Check on it tommorrow see if there were ay takers. I like to keep the cycle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 You should wheatpaste some of the pages together, keep 'em guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 porn just not in the woods:A year or two ago my friends hosted a party at a dad`s house that the dad never lived at or something, so i showed up and looked around the house and found a some old krylon which i adopted, in the basement there was a wood shop full of old playboys and shit but the real fun happened when we were all drunk and proceeded to look through the dad`s room and found a national geographic animals mating VHS tape in a nightstand drawer next to some condoms.... people are fucking weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAN Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 too many times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 when we were all drunk and proceeded to look through the dad`s room and found a national geographic animals mating VHS tape in a nightstand drawer next to some condoms.... people are fucking weird SO HOW WAS THE VIDEO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehaze Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 there was this spot in the woods one summer that we used too see titty mags on the regular. always wondered where it came from, as i live on an island/no hobo's. always hesitant about touching them too much actually probably for the best anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 DEFINE THE WORD "BALL" = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Except it wasnt actually some fish....It was fine....not some cut...but not some fishhhh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 in school i used to make a bit of money by slipping aboot 5 or 6 pornos into the fold of a newspaper. and just show the shopkeeper the paper he just be all "twenty pence mate" or whatever. i'd sell the pornos for a fiver each in the playground make a decent amount o' cash for a 13/14 year oldWe used to run the same game at the local deli, with the free X-press papers stuffed full of Playboys and whatever as we were waiting on the chips we used to eat for lunch. I used to sell them for like $10 a pop, and made some pretty decent money at the time. Funny thing was, one day the guy caught on and tried to bust me yelling out "You're gone!!" and grabbed me by the arm as my friends bolted out the door. Funny thing was, I had an empty X-press and told him he didn't know WTF he was talking about and bailed. :lol: I had to stop for a while after that incident, but I had a good 18 month run at it or so before he caught on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 i remember in grade 5 we went to the back of the school yard on a windy day and all of the porn pages were stuck to the fence cause some1 ripped every single page and shit was a collage of titties and ass.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 i grew up just a couple blocks away from woods in Detroit....when me and my friends were about 9 we could see a pile of 3 or 4 magazines peaking from under the old fallen leaves. the peeks of flesh tone on the exposed pages had our natural curiosity at attention. the magazines were pretty weathered...a lot of the pages were sun bleached....a good majority was ruined due to rain...yet we found one that still had some pages of visible nudity. however, even those pages were mostly damaged. by the time we got to the pages where you could see full pictures we were baffled to witness huge boners on bodies that had tits. full on tranny porn was my first exposure to it. needless to say....it fucked my brain up so bad that i could not stomach dinner that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 yeah i think everyone has. found some in a treefort when i was like 8. sorta like the one shoe theory. why do you only ever see one shoe discarded on the side of the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 and t.t. boy you were there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I remember when I was 11 my friend and I found his dads porn stash. Dude was a major baller when it came to porn, he had videos, magazines, comics everything. Dude must have been jerkin it non-stop. So anyway, we devised a plan to watch one of the videos after school one day and told our other friend to come along and check it out. I guess it was too confronting for our other friend because about 10 minutes into some good VHS fucking dude said he felt sick and wanted to go home. We finished off (nh) watching it without him. Later that night my parents want to have a chat and tell me that they know i watched a "dirty" movie at my friends house and want to know where i got it. I snitched out my friends dad and was banned from going around there for the rest of the year. It was pretty weird seeing my friends dad after that, he was mad embarrassed. His name was 'Tiger Tim' lol, and he had a filthy mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 When I was 13 or so found a porn vhs in some trees..a couple years ago found a bunch of mags in the train yard,saw this at the yard too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 (pause) Did I really just prop someone for leaving porn in a graveyard for kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 yes, yes in fact you did sir....................well done.........thank you. For the children. Think of the children. /no pedo/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internet predator Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I have a few times. Also in my exploration of abandoned building I find it as well. I always find myself trying to make some type of page turner (so that I don't touch those grimy pages) and I love to see those mid 1970's and 1980's porn that those fuck rub one out too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Found this reference to porn in the woods on my internet travels from back in 2006 Read the last paragraph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i found porn stash hidden in some bushes at a train station when i was 8 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i remember being like 9 or 10 years old creeping around this wooded area in the undeveloped part of the back of my neighborhood with a friend for the purpose of making a fort (because thats how I got down then). After a good while of wandering through a serious maze-like area of blackberry bushes we found what looked like a tunnel big enough for us comfortably fit through, after crawling through like 10 feet or so the whole thing opened up into this bizarre igloo status dome shape and inside was a bunch of random soaking wet and dirty porno mags. I remember being really fucking baffled by the prospect that someone had gone so far deep into the woods, crawled through a tiny hole (the size of a kid mind you) in a blackberry bush and chilled in there to look at some porn. It confuses me even more now that I think about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 lol. this brings back mad memories. i had a friend I used to hang with around 10 or 11 who my father disliked because of his "lack of supervision" and whatnot. either way his dad would pass out and we would crack into his stash of fuck flicks in the basement and watch them or flip through some dirty mags. seems weird to look back now and imagine knowing so little about sex or the females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen X Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Wow, I was just saying to my homie at an Xmas party how kids today will never "find porno mags in the woods" in the middle of a 'my how times have changed' discussion. My theory being that now days it's all thumb drives full of porn laying about in the woods. I found all kinds of weirdness porn in the woods as a kid, once tore out and took home a picture of a tranny and asked my Dad what was up w/ that (I was about 7). Thing is, where I lived there was a HUGE amount of 'transitional residents' and we would find stuff like 4 dirty matresses surrounded by porno mags and both mens and womens dirty underwear, and by dirty I mean... Well, anyway, we would find new short cuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 bump for being an awesome thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 No. But I have had wood in the woods.. And train track porn is always a plus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 hobo porn lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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