nsmbfan Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 haha... you see what i did there? LOL... i did, and 24'd sry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tha whut Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 found porn on my computerr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Who would of figured finding porn in the woods was so universal? I remember back in the day, me and my crew of buddies descended into some woods behind the locol home depot and found a homeless fort. We found a big ass bowie knife, a pellet gun and a pair of Binoculars. All of which we kept of course, sorry Mr. Hobo. We found a second fort in the same woods months later, and it was covered in porn pages and pictures. My friend picked up a plug in Vagina becuse he didnt realize what it was, and as soon as he did made the ''yuck!'' face and tossed it like the disease covered piece of plastic it was. Why the fuck would a bum have that anyway, there werent any outlets/ Cliffnotes: My boy picked up a used dirty ass plug-in vagina in a hobo fort and preceded to get laughed at. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 We used to find Hustlers and Penthouse all over the place at the work sites and housing developments and that lead to a nearly 20 year porn addiction. I'm pretty much acustom to finding that stuff at jungles and sketchy townie wooded spots. It's rare when you don't, just when you were a kid it was the shit (depening on what kind of porn it was). Now you know some pervert was there and quiet possibly left DNA everywhere and you should probily disinfect yourself immidiatley. Besides who the fuck still buys porn mags any damn way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 We found a big ass bowie knife, a pellet gun and a pair of Binoculars. All of which we kept of course, sorry Mr. Hobo. besides money and porn, these are the three other top 5 things a kid can find and keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 In the 70's when my dad worked at a state park or camp ground he found a decomposing dead body in a trash bag in the woods. i wouldnt want to find this. id rather find porn. they say 70% of murdered/missing people are found by joggers...this is why i jog indoors on a tradmill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 :lol: You can come across some sketchy shit jogging, especially at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 something tells me you have...am i right? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Highlights of this month include: gays fucking in a car (they both looked up /nh as I ran past), and a dude in full camo gear sitting quietly on a park bench. Nothing too bad, but this is 9pm in the middle of suburbia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 i wouldnt want to find this. id rather find porn. they say 70% of murdered/missing people are found by joggers...this is why i jog indoors on a tradmill. They say there is still a 20% chance of finding a murdered/missing person while jogging on a treadmill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 and a dude in full camo gear sitting quietly on a park bench. what the fuck?! that is super weird...and quite frankly, very scary. They say there is still a 20% chance of finding a murdered/missing person while jogging on a treadmill. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 We used to find Hustlers and Penthouse all over the place at the work sites and housing developments and that lead to a nearly 20 year porn addiction. . Construction workers and other such types love to have porn at work, huh? First time I ever actually found porn was in an abandoned house being remodeled. Also, just a few months ago I found a Playboy from the 70's inside a wall of a warehouse I was doing demo on. I don't usually do much of my pr0nz viewing with other men, so it seems kinda weird to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 there's a book in the makings with this thread :lol: I def found some old dingy penthouses in a bush at some big vacant lot one time. pretty sure I rolled through looking for more on a couple occasions :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 :lol: You can come across some sketchy shit jogging, especially at night. haha hell yeah, i went out for a jog one night and i was going down this little nature trail around 9 and i see a creepy van that looks abandon i peeked inside i saw 2 bums fucking 1 black hoe and 2 other bums shootin up, in the dark. I sprinted the fuck outta there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 i wouldnt want to find this. id rather find porn. they say 70% of murdered/missing people are found by joggers...this is why i jog indoors on a tradmill. you jog on a treadmill? "taxi for homo?!?" i'd put my life on you never finding porn on a treadmill... i've always fuckin' hated treadmills... i feel i always just bouce off the belt rather than use my whole legs... plus you get to look at shit rather than a shitty wee pishy dim screen. probably why i have little or no knees left actually... rant over. carry on everyone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 A friend/neighbour of my friend caught up with us when we walked home from school, he said there's a porn mag in some woods near our houses. I remember seeing a damp mag (I think a part of a page was covered in shit or mud) behind a log and seeing a few pages being turned carefully, then we suddenly walked away from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS4esPke33s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I found a softcore mag by these jersey barriers we used to skate. I remember when I was like 10 my friends older sister got us a playboy and we kept that shit in the woods in our paintpall fort. I hope the younger generation got that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 we'd lift penthouses from the bookstore in the mall and hide them in this old storm drain short-cut place on the way back home. we had a good collection going for a while; then one day they were gone. someone in this thread probably found them. would it be sketchy for 33-year-old me to do that shit now just for old time's sake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I break into a lot of abandoned spots, it's sort of a hobby of mine and porn is probably in the top three on the list of the weird shit I expect to find. (Drug paraphernalia and sleeping spots being the other two.) To answer the question the thread poses- yes, I've found porn in the woods, among other crazy places. On a side note my friend just dumpstered a half ounce of some pretty good weed and some markers the other night. The weed lasted about a day, I still have the markers. The same guy dumpsters ridiculous amounts of beer on the regular...I'm talking 500+ at a time. 200 is a bad run for him. Too bad I'm trying to cut back on my drinking, free beer is really fucking hard to turn down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 When i was 11 I used to steal porn mags and super glue after school and we would walk down one of the main shopping/tourist streets in town super gluing porn to peoples windshields. We would always put it on the drivers side so when they got in their car the first thing they would see is porn. We must have done this for 2 months straight 5 days a week after school. Also I was walking through the woods near the highway drinking a 40oz with a friend yesterday and we came across some bum watching porn on a portable dvd player with the volume turned up full blast trying to jerk off and shoot up at the same time. We yelled at him and then laughed as he tried to decide whether or not to run off or continue shooting up and jerking it. Eventually he left but forgot his needle full of drugs and we caught him walking back down the path and he asked us if we had seen it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I break into a lot of abandoned spots, it's sort of a hobby of mine and porn is probably in the top three on the list of the weird shit I expect to find. (Drug paraphernalia and sleeping spots being the other two.) To answer the question the thread poses- yes, I've found porn in the woods, among other crazy places. On a side note my friend just dumpstered a half ounce of some pretty good weed and some markers the other night. The weed lasted about a day, I still have the markers. The same guy dumpsters ridiculous amounts of beer on the regular...I'm talking 500+ at a time. 200 is a bad run for him. Too bad I'm trying to cut back on my drinking, free beer is really fucking hard to turn down. You Westcoasters and your expendable incomes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANANERS Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 when i was a kid i went into the woods to look for a midget with one leg that supposedly lived in the woods near my house but instead i just found a porn mag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I stayed in a backpackers hostel one time that was run by the biggest pack of cunts EVER. Like 1 coffee at breakfast, NO MORE. Strict ass fuckwits. And I found a couple stick mags there so when I left I stuck em all over the windows and closed the blinds so whoever opens them got a full porn display. And I folded the pages up so they were the same thickness as the fan blades so if ya look up ya wouldn't see anything but if you turned the fan on it'd start raining porn on you. And other such fun stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 this is hilarious because when i was younger and lived in the country i found like a fucking trunk full of old huslters and shit in the woods.it was crazy.i was in like 3rd grade.but it was real close to this one chicks house.she caught me one day and peeped her head out the window and was like "i see you aaron" but being a straight g like i am i flipped her the fanger and kept at it.hahahaha. my name aint aaron btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 if you turned the fan on it'd start raining porn on you yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 My friend and I found a dildo in the woods when we were younger. It was called "Double Trouble," one for the cunt and one for the butt. We left it there and tied to go back a show some other friends a week or so later, but it was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POINTFIVE Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 THIS IS DUSTED 6 PAGE THREAD OF PPL FINDING PORN IN THE WOODS I TOO HAVE FOUND THE MYSTERY OUTSIDE PORN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 DID YOU FIND WOOD IN THE PORN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Found a condom hangin off a tree limb once... Homie found a ball on the ground inside a 7 11 in DC too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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