boost™ Posted September 15, 2010 Author Share Posted September 15, 2010 I think that should do it rail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 That last one actually made me laugh haha. It looks like hacksaw jim duggan eating the hormel sliced lunch meats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 once when i was aboot 9 i remember walkin' home with a few mates from school when one of them said "want tae see some pornos?" i was like; "obviously! do yi get tae see fannys?" in the scotland when we fanny, we mean vagina. his reply was "...tits...and fannys..." i remember that day well... they had a whole one page stashed in some bushes near their houses. other than that i only ever remember finding porno on a building site. that time wasn't nearly as magical 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 hilarious thread. Universally understood by all. prawps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZGEG Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 this thread should be part of the 80-90's memories thread.. i once found one magazine all wet, i bring it back home and delicately separate one page after another and suddenly i had this slimy white substance on my bare hands... i thought that i had caught aids for months after that.. good memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 never found any in tha woods but i used to see shredded up mags and opened up boxes of sex toys cause i lived down tha street from a porn shop but now it's closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 theres a porn in the woods, but no one is around to see it....does it really exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 one hand fapping? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 HAHAHA...propped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 haha... you see what i did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 oh and i saw a dvd case in a closed supermarket parking lot. i didn't check to see if sumpthin was inside cuz it had been raining and it was all wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 My girlfriend found a nickel bag in the parking lot of a gas station once. My brother found a quarter of bud in a walmart parking lot once. In the 70's when my dad worked at a state park or camp ground he found a decomposing dead body in a trash bag in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 The best find is trackside fefe's n/h. hobos make em from bras and other shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.L Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 found porn at the yard/woods around the yard on more than one occasion...always the worst kinds found a dime bag two different times skating in dwontown..smoked it immediately found like 1/4 gram of coke once, sold it for 10 bucks.. mm, theres more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I did, We did me and some home schooled kids (their minds were blown) in the woods where they had a dirt trail for our bikes. I always thought there might be a sex shop in the industrial area not to far off. But now I see it's a universal thing. so odd Me and some neighborhood kids also found a huge cyberskin dildo sticking out the new neighbors garbage pail, of course one of the kids took it out and started waving it at cars driving by on the main road. wiggling and wiggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I found some good shit in the school yard in elementary school, I remember it was the first time I saw pussy. I was like lolwut check it out, brought it inside the school, left it in the bathroom where everyone laughed and some 6th grader probably jerked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Once we kids from my hometown built what we deemed as the greatest fort to ever grace our city. In retrospect it was such a sad sight made of any material we could find. Definitely an accomplishment when you're a kid though... Needless to say the grimey bums called it home, kicked us out, and left soaked porno pages all over our paradise. Those bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 My girlfriend found a nickel bag in the parking lot of a gas station once. My brother found a quarter of bud in a walmart parking lot once. In the 70's when my dad worked at a state park or camp ground he found a decomposing dead body in a trash bag in the woods. i find this shit, even full ass needles of blood or black tar on the street all the time. even near schools. ahhh bay area.... so weird about the pr0nz being found in random ass spots. makes sense though. pervs gotta get away from their bitchy ass wife and kids...drop the evidence somewhere hidden! that reminds me, in uc santa cruz there is a community 'bowl' in the woods. it's a big ass steam roller (a-hem http://www.superpiece.com/photos/steamrollerhpsr1.jpg ) and it's packed when you get there, and you pack it when you leave! it's been there for years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 tugboat i win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 yes, i did find porn in the woods also in a few abandoned houses, sometimes covering the walls. thanks for asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I think everyone found porn laying around near the creek or whatever, its amazing this is a worldwide thing though. Funniest 'found porn' story I have had lately is a few years ago we were driving to our basketball game and in the middle of the road in the headlights I saw a magazine and being all eagle eyed I swore it was porn. My mate reversed the car, opened the door and grabbed it and threw it onto the backseat of his car so he could read it later. After the game he took it inside his house as we usually had a few beers to relax, but then we saw it was a tranny swinger magazine. Anyway after this a friend flicked through it (out of curiosity) and lo and behold there was a guy I went to primary school's Dad in it dressed up in drag with a personal ad. It was the funniest shit ever, and I never let my mate hear the end of it after he read through the tranny mag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Seems ubiquitous. Must be because all the perverts hang out in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 i remember in grade 2 my friend brought bestiality(hot bitches with horses,snakes,cows,etc..) playing cards that his brother stole and we played goldfish and blackjack everyday for lunch till the lunch monitor found it and screamed and the principal suspended him for 3 days. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You played Go Fish with Bestiality playing cards! AHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 yuhh uhh huhuhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I used to fold these with porn pics. I never found one, or left one in the woods though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCool901 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 just recently this summer, off top the head quickly,.. ~hobo prison style, fefe's in 1 of our layups ~2 grimey bo's going at it on a couch, to the side of the rails, in a neighboring city's big yard ~big Advil bottle of hollow tipped, 40 cal, handgun bullets; wedged in a holster. layup off of that same yard. ~1 of our bigger yards has been having an influx of the crazy crazy, tweak smoking, fr8 hopping bo's; unsuspectedly stepped on a vibrating dildo in 1 of their jungles. I can only imagine the even grimeyier shit happening @ crazier places then mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 First time I found porn was in the abandoned house right down the block from my house. I think I was 14. It was polaroids of this fat nasty woman. The local bums were using the house to sleep in/get drunk in/collect polaroids of what I assume was an old flame. The other times were playboys or hustlers in the middle of the woods. Nothing exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 found a ziplock of weed in the snow once when i was like 15. had my older brothers friend bag it and sell it and got back 150. the good life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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