Did you ever find porn in the woods?

[slept_on]

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

also i came upon a purple dildo tied to a rope hanging over a bridge at a local yard spot.

 

perhaps utah left it there.

[Prime Chaos]

woods by my elementary school. during recess we would hop the fence and go play in the woods. found porno mags, empty bottles, once we found a hatchet and buck knife.

[Tuco Salamanca]

The morning wood

[nsmbfan]

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[person]

abandoned building porn

 

 

dude set up dvd cases on a shelf to jerk it to. classy

[HighGravityCane]

Even bears gotta look at something when they be droppin a deuce.

[Getoe]

if i only had photoshop skills

 

[Getoe]

[rushawn wuan]

i cant remember where i found some porn at but i did. what i do remember clearly is finding sonic the hedgehog for the sega and an oldsschool gameboy at the local traintracks. they both worked and still have to this day.

[Spring Break '92]

Not porn, but there was an old abandoned house that my younger brother and his friends broke into and found this really, really fucking weird VHS movie that had shitloads of comedic graphic violence with casts of all creepy looking puppets and people in masks and shit. What bugged me out most was that out of all places in the world, the movie was made in another part of my state.

[UDUMBHOE.]

abandoned building porn

 

 

dude set up dvd cases on a shelf to jerk it to. classy

 

This looks like some sort of booby trap.

[person]

[geezpot]

I've found porn in the woods, stashed porn in the woods, and used porn in the woods.

 

One creepy story comes to mind of a stash I found when I was 10ish. About 2 blocks away from my house there was an old abandoned house, all the kids thought it was haunted and it totally looked creepy from the outside. Well one day a bunch of us kids were staring at the house and we double dawg dared to go inside, so 4 of us went inside to investigate. What we found was a huge porn collection-blowup dolls, dildos, magazines, pocket pussies, strange latex things, etc. At the time I didn't know what porn was so my friends and me grabbed all the "cool stuff" we found and opted to bring it back to show my parents all this free shit. It wasn't until I wrote this post that I realized how strange it would've been to see a pack of 10 year olds dragging blow-up dolls down the street.

Anyways, my parents weren't to keen on our new found treasures and my folks were disgusted that we grabbed all these sticky sex toys and decided to bring them back. I was never allowed to hang around the haunted porn house again and within a year it had been demolished. My parents didn't really explain what the stash was, I realized years later when I discovered masturbation what all those things were. I never knew who owned that mother load but often I would see some old chubby bald guy hanging around the house. If he is reading this, I'm sorry for taking your stash.

[troofandroomaz]

i can attest to this phenomena. have definitely found porn in the woods. and it was definitely taken there by other neighborhood kids, from their dad or brother's stash and left for whoever to find.

[thecarwreck]

I always document that shit... out in the woods, trackside, abandoned buildings. Ah, youth.

 

 

 

 

 

[publicenemyno.3]

i've found it at two of my local yards a couple times. there was a bum camp near one of them so that explains that.

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

haha awesome thread, I have also found some laying in a yard. Every bum has porn blowing in the wind!

[Butter_Milkshake]

I also found a shit ton of vintage playboys at this abandoned hotel spot in a dumpter. They were awesome but too wet and nasty (no pun) to take home.

 

I also found a gay mag in the woods and put it in one of those blue newspaper bags and put it on this fat kids doorstep

[Drue_Down]

The forest preserves around Chicago were full of it.

 

I think all my mags as a kid were found either in the woods or in alleys.

 

Perhaps it is some sort of "pay it forward" deal, adults giving back to shorties.

 

But as mentioned, teh interwebz fucked it all up. I'll have to get my son his own computer, the fuck if he's touching my keyboard.

 

 

 

 

 

- on another note - those forest preserves in Chicagoland are maaaad homo.

My dad & sister saw two guys fucking in broad daylight,

there are always weirdos sitting in their cars all day...

plus the bathrooms there are trafficked by down-low type professional business men who get a blow and go on their way home to their wives.

[methamphetamyne]

Ive found porn in the local yard near where bums usually sleep. Shit is mad nasty. I saw one with shit stains once. It made me gag, fuckin disgusting.

[publicenemyno.3]

my parents moved out to the country near a forest preserve and there was a sting operation to catch the fags fucking in the woods. they caught like 10 dudes and one of them was a minister.

 

i rear-ended a guy (nh) that was going to the same forest preserve a few years earlier and he talked like a fag. i probably ruined his day. dude was all hype to go get his dick poopy and ended up having to go to the hospital instead.

[jugzer]

this thread brings back memories.

i had no idea this was such a phenomenon.

 

wierd

[belmonts]

[Toiletseat]

hey thats eric from that 70's show

[armand hammer]

^^

 

i saw two chavy cunts fucking in the back of fiat punto.in the woods .once

[Keepitrail]

[dosa312]

I sort of want to prop you for that Rail but the plug looks poopy so I'm not really sure if I should.

[Keepitrail]

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