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I almost choked to death last night....

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I got your back, homie. You're 12oz's own Hank Hill, a narrow esophagus having motherfucker.

 

Shit, Reuben was so thankful that he was telling his girl that she owed me a blowjob, haha. And yeah, we did go back to drinking beer like nothing happened and proceeded to make fun of the tattooed emo homos working the counter before we were interrupted.

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i just realized that i accidentally shipped 20 bucks worth of 99 cent porn flicks i got on ebay, to my mothers house. id rather half choke to death than deal with this one

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was it at veras burger shack? pregaming it for a night at the pumpjack?

jokes guys jokes. hp coming thru with a proper H maneuver.

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I almost choked on a fur burger last week.

 

Actually I did choke on a Wendy's burger a few years back while in the car.

I had to use the steering wheel on myself as a self-heimlich to dislodge that shit.

Pretty scary.

 

Good looking out HP.

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So me and 12oz's own Hydrogen Peroxide were grabbing a burger before we hit the bar, and I feel a piece get lodged in my throat. I drink some beer to try and wash it down but it just sits there in my throat and I realize I can't breath. I start motioning to him that I'm choking and I think he thought I was joking until I kind of threw up a little bit of foamy beer. He asks me if I'm seriously choking and I nod, asks if I need the Heimlich and I nod, so we both stand up and he just cranks on me and I just feel everything just whoosh down my throat. It's a good job he was there and new what he was doing because the twinks working the counter just stood there watching and would clearly have been no help at all. We both remained remarkably calm throughout and the whole thing started and ended within about 30 seconds. Then we got drunk. Just thought I'd share because it's only now just sinking in that I could have very easily died last night. So thanks HP.

 

Remember to chew your food people!

 

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err... you went out with your man HP, put more in your mouth than

you were able to handle, he came from behind and did you a solid.

Cranked on you and u felt everything just whoosh down your throat.

... nothing gay about that.

glad you didn't die tho

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