boxcarrapist Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 get them nazi fisics outta here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I got your back, homie. You're 12oz's own Hank Hill, a narrow esophagus having motherfucker. Shit, Reuben was so thankful that he was telling his girl that she owed me a blowjob, haha. And yeah, we did go back to drinking beer like nothing happened and proceeded to make fun of the tattooed emo homos working the counter before we were interrupted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 12oz needs employee of the months..and this months should be..mr.peroxide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 i just realized that i accidentally shipped 20 bucks worth of 99 cent porn flicks i got on ebay, to my mothers house. id rather half choke to death than deal with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I HATE YOU. I HAVE NEGGED YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 was it at veras burger shack? pregaming it for a night at the pumpjack? jokes guys jokes. hp coming thru with a proper H maneuver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZGEG Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I almost choked on a fur burger last week. Actually I did choke on a Wendy's burger a few years back while in the car. I had to use the steering wheel on myself as a self-heimlich to dislodge that shit. Pretty scary. Good looking out HP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 So me and 12oz's own Hydrogen Peroxide were grabbing a burger before we hit the bar, and I feel a piece get lodged in my throat. I drink some beer to try and wash it down but it just sits there in my throat and I realize I can't breath. I start motioning to him that I'm choking and I think he thought I was joking until I kind of threw up a little bit of foamy beer. He asks me if I'm seriously choking and I nod, asks if I need the Heimlich and I nod, so we both stand up and he just cranks on me and I just feel everything just whoosh down my throat. It's a good job he was there and new what he was doing because the twinks working the counter just stood there watching and would clearly have been no help at all. We both remained remarkably calm throughout and the whole thing started and ended within about 30 seconds. Then we got drunk. Just thought I'd share because it's only now just sinking in that I could have very easily died last night. So thanks HP. Remember to chew your food people! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I'm about to eat some burgers. Wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 wear a helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Well no one wished me luck so now I'm dead. Thanks, assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 fuck...glad your alright but do you realize what's gonna happen now...dude is always gonna be asking for favors and shit...you have to sort him out...he saved your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I told you trying to swallow that much cum was gonna catch up to you one day. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaOnlyG Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I immediately thought of a big ass dick reading the thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 hmm.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 err... you went out with your man HP, put more in your mouth than you were able to handle, he came from behind and did you a solid. Cranked on you and u felt everything just whoosh down your throat. ... nothing gay about that. glad you didn't die tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I couldn't find the chew your food song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 you gays are dead serious about your double entendre filled threads huh? wellll soooooooooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeyy, ill go back to the picture forum where people relatively appreciate me gasface, go choke on one homey, youll love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I immediately thought of a big ass dick reading the thread title. this motherfucker is homo suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 props to HP , i feel like a lot of dopes would just stand around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Good save. *goes to post OP in "...gay niggas for short" thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 But one thing , how gay did you guys look together? Hump. Nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I immediately thought of a big ass dick reading the thread title. PH4GGGGG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaOnlyG Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Lulz trollin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I got your back, homie. You're 12oz's own Hank Hill, a narrow esophagus having motherfucker. Shit, Reuben was so thankful that he was telling his girl that she owed me a blowjob, haha. And yeah, we did go back to drinking beer like nothing happened and proceeded to make fun of the tattooed emo homos working the counter before we were interrupted. I thought Hank Hill had a narrow urethra... Are you calling Reuben a dickhead after saving his life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Indications and Contraindications Cricothyroidotomy is an emergency procedure and must be performed only when a secure airway need to be maintained and attempts at orotracheal and nasotracheal intubation have failed. It is contraindicated if any other less radical means of securing airway is feasible. Anatomy The cricothyroid membrane lies between the thyroid cartilage superiorly and the cricoid cartilage inferiorly. It can be felt by palpating the neck anteriorly and finding first the thyroid cartilage that is the most prominent cartilage in the neck. After that you need scroll down your index finger until you can fell the space between the thyroid and cricoid cartilages. This space is the place of the cricothyroid membrane. The image below will help you to find it. Materials 1-Material for sterile technique(gloves, mask, cap and gown) 2-Povidone-iodine solution for sterilizing the skin 3-Sponges 4- Drapes and rolled bath towel 5-No. 11 scalpel blade. 6-1% lidocaine without epinephrine in a 10-cc syringe with a 25-gauge needle 7-Two mosquito or two kelly clamps 8-Low pressure cuffed tracheostomy tube 9-A 10-cc syringe to inflate the balloon on the tracheostomy tube 10-Bag valve mask (Ambu) connected to a oxygen source 11- Adhesive tape Technique As an emergency procedure in some cases you perhaps will not have time to follow all the steps listed below. Nevertheless, it is very important to sterilize the skin and observe sterile technique. 1- Prepare all necessary equipment and test the tracheostomy tube by inflating the tube with air from 10-cc syringe. Place the material on a sterile towel placed on a Mayo stand or bedside table. 2- One of the most important aspects is to position the patient . He or she should be supine, with a rolled bath towel under the shoulders, and with the neck in hyperextension. 3- Sterilize the skin from the sternal notch to chin and laterally to the base of the neck. 4- Observe sterile technique 5- Identify the cricothyroid membrane as described above 6- Anesthetize the skin over the membrane using the 10-cc syringe with 25-gauge needle with the 1% lidocaine. 7- Make a transverse incision of the skin over the cricothyroid membrane using the No. 11 blade. 8- Identify the membrane and then continue the incision through it. approximately 1 cm on each side of the midline. 9- With the mosquito or kelly clamp in the left hand, insert the clamp into the incision and spread it . This is sufficient to provide an airway for a patient with supraglotic airway obstruction. 10- With the right hand insert the tracheostomy tube or the orotracheal tube through the incision into the trachea, directing it caudally. 11- Connect the bag-valve unit to the tube and ventilate the patient the patient with 100% oxygen. 12- Observe respiratory movements of the chest and breath sounds. 13- Inflate the tube balloon 14- Cut a sponge halfway down the middle, and wrap it around the tube if an orotracheal tube is being used and then fashion a necklace to place the tube in place. If you are using the tracheostomy tube secure the wings of the tube by tying the tapes around the patient's neck. In both cases don't tying the tape to tightly because it can cause erosion the skin. 15- Suction the trachea 16- Obtain a chest x-ray to check the position of the tube. Complications This procedure when done with a rigorous attention on anatomic landmarks rarely leads to complications. Bibliography Charles E. Saunders, Mary T. Ho(eds): In Current Emergency Diagnosis and Treatment. Fourth edition, 1992. read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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