Reuben Kinkaid Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 So me and 12oz's own Hydrogen Peroxide were grabbing a burger before we hit the bar, and I feel a piece get lodged in my throat. I drink some beer to try and wash it down but it just sits there in my throat and I realize I can't breath. I start motioning to him that I'm choking and I think he thought I was joking until I kind of threw up a little bit of foamy beer. He asks me if I'm seriously choking and I nod, asks if I need the Heimlich and I nod, so we both stand up and he just cranks on me and I just feel everything just whoosh down my throat. It's a good job he was there and new what he was doing because the twinks working the counter just stood there watching and would clearly have been no help at all. We both remained remarkably calm throughout and the whole thing started and ended within about 30 seconds. Then we got drunk. Just thought I'd share because it's only now just sinking in that I could have very easily died last night. So thanks HP. Remember to chew your food people! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 hahahaha what are you a fucking dog? yes chew your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 the sensation of not being able to breathe sucks like none other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 That burger kicked my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 DID IT HAVE BACON ON IT? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 You tapped out to a number 3 combo and a pint of coors, good thing your boy was there to have your back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 so we both stand up and he just cranks on me and I just feel everything just whoosh down my throat. :lol: Glad you're not dead though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 I knew someone was going to point that out as soon as I typed it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 DID IT HAVE BACON ON IT? Fuck yeah it did. This wasn't no fast food joint, this was a proper man's burger. Clearly too much man for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Suicide by burger fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 damn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Awesome, you should have said thanks and then both just went back to drinking beer like nothing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I WOULDA FINISHED THE BURGER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I haven't read the first post yet but thread title immediately issues: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA /justsayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 kind of gay man..jussayin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Clearly too much man for me. this thread has a whole lot of homo in it. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 hahaha lots of homo ubertones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Shit i need to practice the heimlich. Commie come here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 glad to hear eventually everything went down so smoothly. pause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Thats why me and my burger always have a safety word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 the sensation of not being able to breathe sucks a minor laugh was had by all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 So when do you start sending him cards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 uhh...so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 congrats for pulling through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Hydrogen pyroxide: 12oz hero of the year. Good looking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 hydrogen peroxide....not just for cuts anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 what are you a fucking great white shark? chew your food haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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