9 11

[Guest Ginger Bread Man]

since it is 9 11pm i think this thread should now commence

[Mercer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[yinz n'at]

lol

[pertplus1]

postpone thread until the 10 year

[facemeltAAARGH]

 

 

The root of 9/11.

[Bojangles]

Kill the A-rabs?

[Tuco Salamanca]

[massgraff]

I always look at tha clock when its 9/11

[gasfacevictm]

9/11 is a joke

[redeyedanimal]

that clock says 10:09...

[Bojangles]

My clock says 11:50.

[Boris The Butcher]

Dear Slim,

 

I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or something

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?

[TheoHuxtable..]

 

I LOOK LIKE HANNAH MONTANA

[Boris The Butcher]

Theo---------

 

[TheoHuxtable..]

Boris---------

 

[Eyar]

 

 

The root of 9/11.

 

no, its Giant Half Chicken Half Squirrel

[watson]

lil b all day

[Boris The Butcher]

Theo---------this is me talkin' to you------ok

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8vMwBAmbKw

[TheoHuxtable..]

[TheoHuxtable..]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5k0XjyDutw

[watson]

[Boris The Butcher]

Theo----

Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

[watson]

time to mw2.. you going on?

i need AAA batteries, shit is weak

[Boris The Butcher]

My brother is on------

 

I need batteries too

 

ill be on a bit

[boxcarrapist]

[injury]

a good article for you non-conspiracist/non-anarchist types...

 

Dave Barry - Hallowed Ground

[TheoHuxtable..]

Artist: Osama Bin Laden f/ Mullah Omar

Album: The Al-Qaeda LP

Song: AfghaniStan

 

[Chorus: M. Omar]

 

My bloods gone cold I'm wondering why I..

I called for Jihad at all

The morning raid clouds up my window..

and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that we're not so bad,

we're not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over bombdrop background

2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

 

[Osama as 'AghaniStan']

 

Dear Dubya, I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left two jets in your towers, and dead bodies at the bottom

I sent two letters packed with anthrax, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin

Sometimes I scribble addresses in sanscrit when I jot 'em

but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?

My 3rd wifes pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?

I'ma name her Osamette Talibanitah Bin-Laden

I read about your UN Nations too I'm sorry

I had 14 suicide bombers kill themselves to take over some aircraft

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest threat since

Arrafat

I even got the underground bunker built by your CIA

I got a room full of your posters for target practice man

I like the shit you did with the iraqis too, that shit was fat

anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just jihad, truly yours, your biggest threat

This is AfganhiStan

 

{Chorus: M. Omar}

 

[Osama as 'AfghaniStan']

 

Dear Dubya, you still ain't caught me in my bolt hole, I hope you die of

cancer

I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't give in to my demands

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your country

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed over Israel to Palestine

That's my little hitman, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin life dude

He wants to snipe you with a rifle, he despises you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein fired on

Remember when you put me on the wanted list - you said if I'd give up

you would execute me - see I'm just like you in a way

I didn't live up to my fathers expectations neither;

he used to always cheat on my 6 moms and beat them, but that's ok

I can relate to what you're saying in your speeches

so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and build more bombs

cause I don't really got shit else so i stir up trouble for the west.

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see if I bleed

It's like a test from god, a pain like salmaan rushdie

See everything you say is false, and I hate you cause you tell it

My mistress's jealous cause I moan about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you dubya, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us training troops

You gotta call off your planes, I'll be the biggest threat you'll ever nuke

Sincerely yours, Afghanistan -- P.S.

Allah wills it that we shall beat you too

 

{Chorus: M. Omar}

 

[Osama as 'AfghaniStan']

 

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-send-troops-to fight-in-the-mountains,

this'll be the last prerecorded propaganda video I ever broadcast

It's been six months and still no confirmed kill - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em in Arabic

So this is my Kalashnikov I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm on a donkey right now, I'm doing 20 on a mountain trail

Hey Dubya, I drank a fifth of goats milk, you dare me to ride?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air tonight"

about that guy who coulda surrendered the devil west to Allah

but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda saved the US for the righteous cause

Now it's too late - I'm on a dusty trail to Pakistan, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was the an islamic fundamentalist world rule

I hope you know I shot +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall

I loved you Dubya, we coulda been allies, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Dubya; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to rant!

Hey Dubya, that's my 6 wives screamin in the cart

but I didn't show her off, I just covered her completely up, see I ain't

like you

cause if she suffocates she'll love me more, and then she'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the border now

Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?

{*donkey brays*} {*CRASH*}

.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD landmine explosion*}

 

{Chorus: M. Omar}

 

[Dubya]

 

Dear AfghaniStan, I meant to strike you sooner after New York City

You said your 3rd wifes pregnant now, That kid'll be your daughter and your

niece

Look, why the hell would you call your daughter that?

and here's an autograph for your brothers,

I wrote it on the Daisy Cutter

I'm sorry I didn't see your views as reasonable, I just dismissed you

I did that 'cos your a religious extremist, not just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

I pray you do it deeper and it won't stop,

c'mon - how fucked up is you?

You got some issues Afganistan, I think you need executing

or handgrenades bouncing off your walls when you get bothersome

/And what's this shit about us meant to be allies?

/That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other

/I really think you and your mistress need each other

or maybe you just need to treat women better

I hope you get to feel this daisy cutter, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hide yourself, I think that when your dead we'll all be fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but AfghaniStan

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I don't want you as a fanatic

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was indoctinated and flew a plane into a skyscraper

had his misstress in the cargo hold, and she was pregnant with his bastard

and in the car they found a propaganda tape, but they didn't say who it was

to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

Damn!

[TheoHuxtable..]

[Boris The Butcher]

Just tweeted obama----------

[TheoHuxtable..]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4