Newer Bigger Better Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 http://www.google.com The game just changed... The one funny thing i've noticed is porno results are not really all that instant... Anyway. It got me to thinking about when google just started... Were living in the future now, and i think it's fucking weird, One: To get porn i used to go to the AOL private room "PIC"... And there was no videos.. Just pictures of 13 year olds getting fucked by their dads. Two: If i wanted to get fucked i had to talk to girls at school, and most of them already knew i was an alcoholic... And none of them knew what the word "hella" meant... Bay swag had yet to be a desirable commodity. That's not entirely true... I actually used to fuck girls from AOL and it was awesome. Three: I had just found out about 12oz... And school was the only place with a connection fast enough to actually browse the site. Also schools had not figured out about proxies yet. Four: Every white dude i met who liked rap was either into Eminem or Slug. Which means that every white dude I knew that liked rap either bleached their hair or dated fat black girls from hollywood. Five: It didn't hurt when i skateboarded and i was getting free shit for doing it well. Six: I didn't do drugs... Well i mean i did drugs... But only when they were prescribed to me for breaking or pulling shit... But i had also already had a pretty strong drinking habit... I also developed a life long love for Codeine cough syrup, thanks to my grandma who also loves to drink it recreationally. Six is enough for now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 It looks/works the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 They are still rolling it out... If you have a google account you definitely have it now... And most chrome users have it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 shit is fuckin with my feeling lucky button i hold so dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 apparently it's now rolling out to the blacks as well (re: moogle getting it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 been had it, also google reading me my text messages out loud with a female dutch accent is lols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 i'd fuck google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I dont get it, what has changed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 instant gratification. the results show up immediately based on the series of keys you press in other words: there's no need to *click to see search results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 EXCEPT FOR PORN LIKE NBB WAS SAYING...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 don't know about you guys but i'm gettin MY rogers off heynow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 This has been happening for like a year for me. You guys still had to type out the whole thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I think you and I are missing something... Explain the glitz of this doodoo "upgrade" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 the difference is the INSTANT SEARCH RESULTS…autofill is not new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh I see, so as soon as I click WHAT I want to search for, it just auto directs me straight to the website, rather than bringing me to the google page with a list of results.. EDIT: Wait no. NOOOWWW I see. But still, it auto-directed me straight to a website without showing the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 In before I didn't grow up with the internets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 i noticed this yesterday too. also, google asked me for my cell phone number. fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 still my favorite google logo ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 wait, is that the pattern of the bedsheets i used to have in the late 80s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 sik fill br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 woah man judging from all of your cool stories you should be way too bad ass for google, what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Let me tell you the story of what happened... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 One-I didn't grow up with the internet. Two-I didn't grow up with the internet. Three-I didn't grow up with the internet. Four-I didn't grow up with the internet. Five-I didn't grow up with the internet. Six-I didn't grow up with the internet. Six is enough for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 stop lying nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 HOW DO I ACTIVATE MY INTERNET EXPLORER ACCOUNT TO GET TO THE GOOGLE PAYMENT PLAN TO ACTIVATE THIS NEW FEATURE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 HOW DO I ACTIVATE MY INTERNET EXPLORER ACCOUNT TO GET TO THE GOOGLE PAYMENT PLAN TO ACTIVATE THIS NEW FEATURE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 http://www.google.com The game just changed... no it hasnt. ohhh wait! wayne gretzky bought out google!! waaait a minute, no he didnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 .ca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 weird, always assumed cause my ipenis reads canuck. apparently my comp doops me into believing i tapped in .ca at one point or another. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxlzFbYfHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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