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http://www.google.com

 

 

The game just changed...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The one funny thing i've noticed is porno results are not really all that instant... Anyway. It got me to thinking about when google just started...

 

Were living in the future now, and i think it's fucking weird,

 

One: To get porn i used to go to the AOL private room "PIC"... And there was no videos.. Just pictures of 13 year olds getting fucked by their dads.

 

Two: If i wanted to get fucked i had to talk to girls at school, and most of them already knew i was an alcoholic... And none of them knew what the word "hella" meant... Bay swag had yet to be a desirable commodity.

 

That's not entirely true... I actually used to fuck girls from AOL and it was awesome.

 

Three: I had just found out about 12oz... And school was the only place with a connection fast enough to actually browse the site. Also schools had not figured out about proxies yet.

 

Four: Every white dude i met who liked rap was either into Eminem or Slug. Which means that every white dude I knew that liked rap either bleached their hair or dated fat black girls from hollywood.

 

Five: It didn't hurt when i skateboarded and i was getting free shit for doing it well.

 

Six: I didn't do drugs... Well i mean i did drugs... But only when they were prescribed to me for breaking or pulling shit... But i had also already had a pretty strong drinking habit... I also developed a life long love for Codeine cough syrup, thanks to my grandma who also loves to drink it recreationally.

 

Six is enough for now...

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been had it,

also google reading me my text messages out loud with a female dutch accent is lols

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instant gratification.

the results show up immediately based on the series of keys you press

 

in other words: there's no need to *click to see search results

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Oh I see, so as soon as I click WHAT I want to search for, it just auto directs me straight to the website, rather than bringing me to the google page with a list of results..

 

EDIT: Wait no. NOOOWWW I see. But still, it auto-directed me straight to a website without showing the results.

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One-I didn't grow up with the internet.

Two-I didn't grow up with the internet.

Three-I didn't grow up with the internet.

Four-I didn't grow up with the internet.

Five-I didn't grow up with the internet.

Six-I didn't grow up with the internet.

 

Six is enough for now.

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