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I just got 'iced' at the bar.......by the bartender .....WTF!?

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something like if one of your "bros" shows you a bottle of smirnoff ice and you look at it..you are suppose to bow to a knee and turn up the bottle and drink the whole thing in front of him...

 

like this secures your Brohood or some shit..

 

meathead shit if you ask me

 

"hey guys! the cliff is this way!! ..."

 

 

for fucks sake croc. that pic's almost worth a ban.

no no no no.

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Channel Zero has desensitized me to gross/shocking pictures.

 

It seems to have a lulling effect on everyone until a dick gets posted, then no one can hack it, and it's like showing a bug to a bunch of 6 year old girls.

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i'm at work.. so even though i'd really rather not see anymore pussy, it's more about my boss walking in at the wrong moment.

 

you're so right though

it sometimes crosses my mind how badly everyone would freak out if they had to see penis as much as i have to see vagina

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i should start doin this to my bro's.. tell them it's this thing where you have to do it or else it will be extremely gay if you don't.. then ill take pics of them actually doing it.. smash that blonde bartender... come on croc i'm in class that pic was viewed by a good amount of people.. now they think im some sort of pornaddict and creep..

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I learned not to look at 12oz with people around whenever possible.

 

I've definitely had some awkward "walk ins" though, sort of like how I'd imagine Symbols' boss reacting, except I don't get fired.

 

"It's just this site I go on, I mean, the weird porno isn't its focus but it's on there yeah..."

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im gonna start handing out fourlokos and saying

 

"you just got crazy nigga"

 

think it'll catch on?

 

if you're using 4loko, you need to start saying "you just got raped nigga", because if you're doing that to another man, that must be your endgame

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I learned not to look at 12oz with people around whenever possible.

 

I've definitely had some awkward "walk ins" though, sort of like how I'd imagine Symbols' boss reacting, except I don't get fired.

 

"It's just this site I go on, I mean, the weird porno isn't its focus but it's on there yeah..."

 

 

holy shit luckily i am in no position to get fired cuz of that shit

i have crazy skills that looking at porno wouldn't discount.

and she knows i write. and doesn't care. which is an awesome thing to have in a boss

i just don't want a 2 hour discussion about what 12oz is and why i hang out.

 

it's very convenient though, to be on here even while at work, in my job i have weird down time, like 10 minutes here, 30 minutes there, while i'm waiting for a centrifuge spin or an incubation to complete. and right now, i'm the only employee in the lab.

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"12oz is like a secret coke habit I don't want anyone to know about."

-Casek

 

Explaining ch0 is a coversation I do my best to avoid as well

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at the end of the night when shutting down the bar, I wear my 12oz shirt as a work shirt for when I sort the empty bottles/do the "Charlie work" etc......last night, some 22 year old NYU slut was like "OMG 12oz prophet I know all about that!" I just didn't acknowledge her in any way, that could have been an unpleasant conversation

 

/coolstorybr0

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My friends already know I'm a lunatic, still will get walk-in-at-wrong-times while browsing the Oontz.

 

Tranny with bottle jammed in ass, OH friend enters room, WTF! ''dude your fucked up'' and exits with facepalm and head shake.

 

Anal prolapse cream pie, OH girlfriend looks over, WTF! ''are you on that 12oz again? you guys are sik''

 

It's not worth explaining, I just laugh. muahhahahahah!

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I mean, you can always calmly explain to your girlfriend that a prolapse can happen to her too if she questions you.

 

And while we're sharing stories, I once had someone ask me "who's that?" referring to the picture of dow's tranny.

 

I don't remember how I avoided explaining that one.

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i dont talk about the internet in real life. and try to keep it this way. its hard to explain where/ how i always find the funniest videos (best of goog)

 

croc. awesome picture. ill take 2!

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also happened to me. I dont drink often, few times a year, so when the brah gave me the beer at the bar smiling with his brah friends I said no thanks man and set the beer down and walked away. I went outside to smoke and was made fun of and informed of the iced game. it took me a couple seconds to realize that white brahs across america are one step closer to coming out of the closet. cool story brah.

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"12oz is like a secret coke habit I don't want anyone to know about."

-Casek

 

Explaining ch0 is a coversation I do my best to avoid as well

 

 

Yup.

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the best is when your on a airplane that offers wi-fi and i KNOW i have to keep the screen tilted towards the window when im on this shit but forget and wild shit pops up, but yea if i were in any work or around family situation i would not even go on... why bother crying about some shit or some NSFW warning, its ch0...

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