I got a ticket for having a for sale sign on my car.

[MedicineCabinet]

whatd you expect, justice?

 

:lol:

[boxcarrapist]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[rushawn wuan]

its happening in california too

[Inappropriate_Responder]

somethin I saw online, let's see who can figure this out

 

1. If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

 

2. Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?

 

3. A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?

 

4. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

 

5. A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many head of cattle are left standing?

 

6. Due to a birth defect, a boy is born with 14 toes, 11 fingers, and 3 thumbs. How many fingernails does the boy have?

 

7. George Bush's approval rating has recently fluctuated between 35% and 60%. Approximately what chance does George Bush have to win the 2008 Presidential election?

 

8. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hand move in one hour?

 

9. You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?

 

10. If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President?

 

11. John digs a hole that is 2 yards wide, 3 yards long, and 1 yard deep. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it?

 

12. Two U.S. coins are worth a total of $0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?

 

 

1 my ipod

 

2 Mike Meyers

 

3 1944-1945, Berlin

 

4 Wheel Of Fortune

 

5 up,down,left,left,right, right, up - A

 

6 3:45 am

 

7 tits

 

8 Where are my keys?

 

9 Alicia Keyes

 

10 The sloth

 

11 I think AC/DC

 

12 my toe

[sneak]

on a happier side, yesterday i knew i was going to have to park all day in a heavily controlled area. i didnt have a residents permit to park, and no way in hell was i going to pay the £40+ it would cost in parking so i just stuck a sign on the dash that said "awaiting permit from council..." and it worked! no ticket! yay for me.

[R@ndomH3ro]

this thread is lulz

[blackboatshoes]

on a happier side, yesterday i knew i was going to have to park all day in a heavily controlled area. i didnt have a residents permit to park, and no way in hell was i going to pay the £40+ it would cost in parking so i just stuck a sign on the dash that said "awaiting permit from council..." and it worked! no ticket! yay for me.

 

hahaha nice one sneak.

 

props when not 24d.

[francis buxton]

I googled BAF graffiti,

These are the first 2 images that came up:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Props. Yall makin' moves. Big willy style.

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

I googled BAF graffiti,

These are the first 2 images that came up:

 

 

AND I CARE WHY?

[Lewis and Clark]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100903/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_pot_text_sheriff;_ylt=AlW4FGrjJTUDz.QWA61oh43tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJvZmdsNGRqBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwOTAzL3VzX29kZF9wb3RfdGV4dF9zaGVyaWZmBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawNtb250YW5hdGVlbmE-

 

HELENA, Mont. – General rule of thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff. Authorities said a Helena teen hit a wrong number and inadvertently sent a message to Lewis and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutton, saying "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?"

 

A detective pretending to be the dealer organized a meeting at a time when the boy knew he and another teen would be at a particular store.

 

The detective spotted two teenage boys and one of the boy's fathers — who was unaware of what was going on — at the store. He called the phone number three times to make sure he had the right person. Dutton said when the detective showed the teens his badge, one of the boys fainted.

 

No citations were issued after the parents of the boys, who were 15 and 16, got involved.

[..romero..]

i will fucking disown you as a son if you pay that ticket boy.im going to adopt you and then disown you.because thats some ol bullshit.be like my mother and become a fugitive of the law with enough warrants for unpaid parking tickets to fill up cook county jail..my nigga.

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

i will fucking disown you as a son if you pay that ticket boy.im going to adopt you and then disown you.because thats some ol bullshit.be like my mother and become a fugitive of the law with enough warrants for unpaid parking tickets to fill up cook county jail..my nigga.

 

Ok father, Fuck The Law!

[Jackson]

just checking something

[internet predator]

Weak!

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

Going to court to fight that shit tomorrow!

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]