DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I was driving home and see cops were checking for drunk drivers, well they pull me to the side and make me wait thirty mouth fuckin minutes for a fucking cop to say "Do you know you have a for sale sign on your car." I say "yes if for sale." another fifteen minutes pass when a different cop comes to my window to hand me a ticKet, he tells me I could get another ticket for blocking my view. I asked so Im not getting a ticket for bLocking my view, he said "In Cleveland you cannOt display signs on a car." HOLD ONI CAN GET A TICKET FOR MY SIGN IN MY PARKED CAR? he answered "Yes. MAN FUCK THE LAW. Thats some bullshit!:mad:[/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleGreen78 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Illegal in Chicago too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 hahaha good thread. sounds like the cop doesn't know the law. dude should be fining everyone with silk screened work advertisements on their car doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rominmesi787 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 sounds like you wer gana get a ticket that day the no matter what you where waiting because he was thinkin on what he could get you for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I got negged for silly colored fonts n for making a thread on my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 SUx 2 B u BrAh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Thirty mouth fucking minutes /endquote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Take this one to the Supreme Court. First Amendment all up in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Write it on your windows with white shoe polish noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 sounds like you wer gana get a ticket that day the no matter what you where waiting because he was thinkin on what he could get you for Yes, 30 minutes sitting with cops looks all around my car. Well a friend told me just now "Ohio got a $9.million quota in debt I heard it from My cop cuzzin!..they pulling check point!...and stoping niggas for no reason," if you are passing through Ohio drive safe or keep a AK47 and shoot them down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I was driving drunk in the same city tonight, rolling hard as fuck/nohomo. No cop in sight. That sucks playboy/toodrunktoread/cleveland_rocks. Nigra, you need to get you a Chrysler Concorde. I'm stealth mode like whoa. Could be cuz I'm a moderator though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I got a ticket for tryna spell my name in green letters in a story i wrote . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 you're black arn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 you're black arn't you? I'm black as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 I was driving drunk in the same city tonight, rolling hard as fuck/nohomo. No cop in sight. That sucks playboy/toodrunktoread/cleveland_rocks. Nigra, you need to get you a Chrysler Concorde. I'm stealth mode like whoa. Could be cuz I'm a moderator though. I hate you Mr. Bojangles, on a lighter not i was driving home from seeing some BMan tags in Tace blackbooks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Tell Tace to kick rocks. You're the homie though. This thread is local as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 i got pulled over in oakland for having a for sale sign written on my rear window. then when they ran my info they found out i had an arrest warrant. off to county for 3 weeks. i wish i woulda gotten a ticket instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 i got pulled over in oakland for having a for sale sign written on my rear window. then when they ran my info they found out i had an arrest warrant. off to county for 3 weeks. i wish i woulda gotten a ticket instead. Mexican people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 best thing to do when you get pulled over is toss their salad and act like a pussy. they'll usually let you off, it sucks doing it, but honestly if you act respectful and don't know whats going on and cool. they usually let you go. happens 95% of the time for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 best thing to do when you get pulled over is toss their salad :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Unwritten rules of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 best thing to do when you get pulled over is toss their salad and act like a pussy. they'll usually let you off, it sucks doing it, but honestly if you act respectful and don't know whats going on and cool. they usually let you go. happens 95% of the time for me white people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 :huh: it tastes like donuts :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Suber Giraffe Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 chinky chinky noe teeeckit for meee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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