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i guess my girl hadn't shat for like a week straight during the pregnancy. then her stomach started hurting then she went to the toilet and BAM! when i look at this i can almost smell it through the screen. this picture actually doesn't even do it justice. the thing was monsterous

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oh yea, and the toilet wouldn't even flush it. we had to break it up with a coat hanger first then flush and plunge. flush and plunge.

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Since I automatically think no one has anything generally funny or interesting to say I scroll right away.

 

GOD DAMN THAT THINGS NASTY

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Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Atleast put a warning saying gigantic turd incomming!

 

..on the other hand I can only blame myself.

Carry on, while I finish this sandwich.

 

 

edit. now it's kinda funny. Pic should be enlarged for extra detail

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Dude, I hate to be the asshole but.......

 

Its nice that now you are a dad and you are making threads on 12oz like every four seconds about your drug addiction on the monster shits your girlfriend had.

 

Awesome :/

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Dude, I hate to be the asshole but.......

 

Its nice that now you are a dad and you are making threads on 12oz like every four seconds about your drug addiction on the monster shits your girlfriend had.

 

Awesome :/

 

Wittiest thing I've witnessed from you.

 

 

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My friend worked at a camera store and developed film there, so he had ready access to free prints.

He took a large shit one day.

Took a pic.

Made about 100 prints of the picture.

Placed them in various magazines, newspapers, books, boxes of food in the supermarket, handed them to girls with his number on the back at the bar, etc...

Craptastic.

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Nah, he is horrible at closing.

He ended up apologizing for it trying to be a nice guy like some fag.

I mean, if the girl laughed at it you need to roll with it and stay scummy.

He was such a domesticated pussy.

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