Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 What the hell is going on in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Went from homo-erotic prison stories, to homo-erotic international turf banging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Went from homo-erotic prison stories, to homo-erotic international turf banging. Dope, baby, I'd prop yer fer that but I'm 24'd, remind me later or sumat, an if yer lucky I'll maybe allow yer to dip ya toe in the shallow end of the homo-erotic international turf bangin pool (joke, though). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 You don't get owt for nowt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 ^ Does yer 'eckers like^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 canadians are humble yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I'm eating fried chicken working on my fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 bitch at churches gave me my 5 peppers free because she liked my pretty boy swag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 This went south in a hurry... And im kind of confused now.. Cliffnotes for the story. Get send to prison. Eat ecstacy. Do homo shit that'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Leave with a swolen butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 This went south in a hurry... And im kind of confused now.. Cliffnotes for the story. Get send to prison. Eat ecstacy. Do homo shit that'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Leave with a swolen butthole. S'only if yer American, that...if yer English it's ... acquire fighting abilities very early in ya stay, acquire heroin addiction, do sentence, return to society as incorrigable recidivist....Oh yeah, and enjoy the Manchester Tart in Strangeways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 prison ehhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MyWay Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 A friend of mine got locked in Spain whilst on a steel painting trip through Europe. He said it really wasn't that bad (compared to being locked in Oz) and he was fukn raving about how good the food is in there, serious. He was only in for the weekend until he could contact the embassy on monday but he said the fresh salmon baguettes he got in there were so good he wanted to re offend just to get locked again. Joke obviously but yeah, he really fukn loved that espanola prison grub :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 weekend in holding isn't even comprable to an 18 mo bid for armed robbery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 weekend in holding isn't even comprable to an 18 mo bid for armed robbery 18 months for armed robbery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 i was in with plenty of shitbags who only got 18months for shit worse than armed robbery the corrections system down here is fucking ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 & to that gasface cunt, fuck off 'bout the teeth, I've goot several missing, but so? Can still eat & the fittest bird I ever saw had snapped off black ones. Carry on being fat, our kid, you might see the reflection of your cock in the enamel of yer teeth, coz you won't find it under your bloated layers. From what I can piece together out of this mess of words, I'm picturing you being the Queen's version of our trailer trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Prison from what I understand is like a surprise party. Except instead of friends and family jumping out from behind the couch yelling "SURPRISE" it's a gang of niggers jumping over table yelling "imma rape you white boy". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 overcrowding bruh... 18 months on a 1st or 2nd time violent felony isnt unheard of, it counts as a 3 year bid in some circunstances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 You only need to do 33% of your time here, 66% if it were a violent crime like armed robbery. I know a guy who was just recently expecting to plead to a 3-7, and was hoping to be out after the 33%. Instead, they turned his case over to the Feds, and the poor bastard had to sign for 9 years, doing 85% of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 85 is lucky for fed, usually its day for day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Well 85 is his best case scenario, not guaranteed...very well could do the whole 9 flat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 they lock it in at sentencing, obvi, but theres no wardens to strike deals with in fed cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you mad Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 You only need to do 33% of your time here, 66% if it were a violent crime like armed robbery. I know a guy who was just recently expecting to plead to a 3-7, and was hoping to be out after the 33%. Instead, they turned his case over to the Feds, and the poor bastard had to sign for 9 years, doing 85% of that all misdemeanors/nonviolent felonies have a 33% minimum mandatory? that's unreal... i thought 80% was the norm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliriumIsWack Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 You only need to do 33% of your time here, 66% if it were a violent crime like armed robbery. I know a guy who was just recently expecting to plead to a 3-7, and was hoping to be out after the 33%. Instead, they turned his case over to the Feds, and the poor bastard had to sign for 9 years, doing 85% of that what did he get 9 years for thats pretty tough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Stuff. Ya know, bad stuff, I guess. all misdemeanors/nonviolent felonies have a 33% minimum mandatory? that's unreal... i thought 80% was the norm It's not mandatory, but that's when you're eligible for first parole, which alot of people make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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