RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 I dunno if any of you pantywaists surf... but if you do, you might notice the monthly core score rating system. I'm waiting for my gf to get off work, drinking coffee and listening to the death set... so i figure i will take a few minutes and enlighten you pussies on what is worthwhile in life these days. CORE SCORE + : -Vodka Slurpies -Chicks In Knee-High-Socks -Waking Up Early -Sleeping In -Bench-Presses -Cut Off Pants Everyday -The Morning After Pill -Mustache Wax -Cliff Diving -GREASE -Hitchhiking -Retro Fish -Voting -Gambling -Keg Stands -CHUGGING -Fist Fights -Not Apologizing -Rolling SOLO -Building A Fire -Fixing Shit -Whiskey -Vinyl -Burying Shit In The Desert -SUPER GLUE Stitches -Dawn Patrol -LAYBACKS -Tool Belt -Underwear With Holes In It -Buying Things -Shoplifting CORE SCORE - : -Segways -Hair Gel -Texting -Dieting -Soccer -Slippers -Naps -The Flu -Apologizing -Air Freshener -LIGHT Anything -LOTTO -Going Green -Vests -Straws -Skipping -Scarves -Flat Irons -Sketchbooks -MP3 Players -Matching -Undershirts -Paying Tax -Shoplifting -MYSPACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 http://blogs.surfingmagazine.com/video/core-score-rap-in-roll/#ooid=gyZGJhMTpiVWpPHDgJ-AKAfE2ShfYNpz AND FOR YOU VIDEO JUNKIES... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 surfings badass lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 what do we do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 You rate your manliness versus your sissiness by adding up or down. the more core score "+" ups you have, the better you are doing in life. the more core score "-" drops you have... bring you one step closer to putting down your clearasil lotion that you jack off with to pick up your mom's ambien and overdose while watching montel williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 ch0 iq in the last 2 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 You rate your manliness versus your sissiness by adding up or down. the more core score "+" ups you have, the better you are doing in life. the more core score "-" drops you have... bring you one step closer to putting down your clearasil lotion that you jack off with to pick up your mom's ambien and overdose while watching montel williams. is montel williams like that other show with black people, my wife and kids?clearasil lotion?ambien what are these things?:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 CORE SCORE +: -3rd Cup Of Coffee -Guitar Solos -Tank Tops -Stick Shift -Rain -BLU-BLOCKERS -Oil -MANUAL LAWNMOWERS -Cooking While Drunk -PCP -Riding A Beach-Cruiser -Drop In's -THE "Y" -Pool Volleyball -Minimum Wage Social Benefits -The Home Depot -Sailboats -Arm Wrestling -Free Refills -Chinese Flute Music -NRA -Speeding -Going Barefoot -Bank Robbery -Hot Wings -Free Diving -Sketchy Shit -Three Piece Suits CORE SCORE -: -Making Use Of Charts Or Graphs In Any Way -Economy Size -Val-U-Pak -Diapers -The Way Old People Smell -Underground Hip Hop -Ironic Tattoos -Riding Lawnmowers -MTV -24 Hour Fitness -Bank Statements -Sweet 'N Low -High Fives -Frisbees -Minimum Wage Pay -Barack Obama -Nu-Metal -Hot Topic -Yogurt -Tanning Beds -PHO -Cats -Tae Kwon Do -Sandals -Magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 "Making Use Of Charts Or Graphs In Any Way" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 You rate your manliness versus your sissiness by adding up or down. the more core score "+" ups you have, the better you are doing in life. CORE SCORE + : -Cut Off Pants Everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 "Making Use Of Charts Or Graphs In Any Way" :lol: seriously. that is such a core buster it's not even funny. that would be worse than finding out your kid was a homosexual vegetarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 "if they're not cut at the knees... they're fucking capri's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 men do not rate "manlyness" bc it is ghey. close thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 soccer and frisbee rule!! fuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 it's definitely not helping your core score to spell GAY, "ghey"... you fucking pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 soccer and frisbee rule!! fuuu definitely only if you are from brazil. why don't you try football and darts... it's definitely more manly to throw shit that can hurt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 So, what you're trying to say is that armwrestling other men while barefoot wearing cutoff shorts, a tanktop, and blu blockers, while drinking a vodka slushie and listening to chinese flute music isn't gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 rock on dude brah, rating my manhood validates how straight i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 CORE SCORE +: -HOPPING MOPEDS OVER BONFIRES WHILE DRUNK -ON THE GO KEGS -GOLF-KARTS -GO-KARTS -ANYTHING WITH A LAWNMOWER ENGINE -TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS -THE WORD, "Jabroni" -Switching Shit Up -Cheesburgers -Farts -Laughing At Random Shit -Roadtrips -FLEX-BAND -Handguns -Bottlerockets -Tallboys -Driving Range CORE SCORE -: -Rattails -Moisturizing -Spritzers -Mojitos -Crystal Meth -Not Taking Advantage Of Your Heritage -Brittian -Being Online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 So, what you're trying to say is that armwrestling other men while barefoot wearing cutoff shorts, a tanktop, and blu blockers, while drinking a vodka slushie and listening to chinese flute music isn't gay? you nailed it. thumbs up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 does spelling Brittain,Brittian add or take awaye from said core score? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 neither. it's neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 you don't know shit about surfing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 that tarp shit is for midwest hicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 CORE SCORE + -Spanish Fly -Playing Dice -Vans Slip Ons -Israel -Thumbs Up -The Death Set -Sweating -Mismatched Tube Socks -Zip Zingers -Twinkies -Two-Fers -Having Groupies -Dry Ice Bombs -Dead Lift -Construction -Having To Get Stitches -Stealing Wi-Fi -Elephant Guns -Chuck Norris -The Ramones -Dunking On Fools -Running Out Of Necessity CORE SCORE -: -Nu-Rave -Glow In The Dark -Support Groups -Support Bras -Condoms -Taking Your Vitamins -Running For Sport -Shiny Shirts -Aftershave -Lip Balm -Lisps -Justin Bieber -Industrial Music -Ska Dancing -Pastel Colors -Gagging -ZIMA -IRONIC T-SHIRTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Vans slip ons are never dope. Even the w)taps ones ended up in Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Core Score for Prisons Buckingham interviewed General Sir David Ramsbotham who was in charge of Her Majesty's prisons. He says that he knew he couldn't make wardens change. In order to make things happen, he had to change the way they measured success. * Old metric: number of escapees * New metric: number of repeat offenders The old goal was to keep prisoners in, but the General started thinking: Who is a prison designed to serve? Answer: the prisoner! "The main purpose of a prison should be to serve the prisoner. By which I mean that we must do something for the prisoner while he is in prison so that when he is released back into society he is less likely to commit another crime." Armed with this new score, he turned the prison world upside-down. Core Score for Health Care In the old world of health care, the measure was based on "outcomes"--did the patient get better no matter how long it took. I am coming to believe that the new world of health care is measured on speed. * Door-to-Doctor time in the Emergency Room of under 30 minutes * ED Length of Stay (under 2 hours) * ED-to-Nursing Floor for admitted patients of under 30 minutes * Length of stay (2-3 days based on diagnosis) * Discharge-to-Disposition (patient transferred) of under 60 minutes Most of these times can run two-to-four times longer at present. Patients are used to being served in minutes everywhere else, why not in health care? Of course, health care will need a few metrics of patient safety as well: * ED returns within seven days * Hospital returns * Poor outcomes (infection, death, etc.) Education's Core Score I recently worked with a school district. The school district gets money based on attendance. Who do school systems serve? The student! So I'm wondering if a school's core score shouldn't be the dropout rate. Dropouts are more likely to struggle with finding work and resorting to crime. It's an indicator that we've failed to prepare that student for life. Attendance is a predictor of dropout rates; it's what I call a process indicator. The dropout rate is a quality indicator that measures the end result. What's Your Core Score? Who do you serve? What do they want? How can you measure that you deliver what they want? Here's my point: Measurements drive behavior. Bad measures will drive bad behavior. Good measures will drive good behavior. If you aren't getting what you want from your business, adjust what you measure and how you reward it. The system will change! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 29, 2010 Author Share Posted August 29, 2010 CORE SCORE +: -Straight Razors -Casette Tapes -1994 -Acid Wash -Nunchucks -Beards -Flannels -Not having a cell phone -Budweiser cans -No-look paddle outs -Stitches -Surfing alone -Sleeping in your car -Black coffee -Sneaking in (anywhere) -Oatmeal -Hiking In The Jungle CORE SCORE -: -Walking your girlfriend's dog -Faux-hawks -Changing in a towel robe -Salads -Fur-lined boots -Slacks -Blogging -Tanning -Puka shell necklaces -Valentine's day -Soy -Holding Hands -Poetry -Acoustic Guitars -Acknowledging "Emo" As A Word -Girls Jeans On Dudes -Supplements -Checking-In -Showing I.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 29, 2010 Author Share Posted August 29, 2010 CORE SCORE +: -Mixing It Up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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