hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Does she know how to make a sandwich? If so -there you go. Yeah no shit. Worry less about what she knows about football and more what she knows about sucking yo nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Mr. Rivers does not approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Dissing your girl on the internet, and asking fools what their opinions are. CLOSET FAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I get asked what team I play for all the time cuz Im the size of a lineman. People get visibly upset when I say I dont haha. I dont know a ton about it either. Common convo..Usually between a hick old white dude or a big black dude. "Who you playin for?" Me-"what?" "What teams are lookin at u? U must be playin some ball. u big as a mothafucka!" Me-'"Nawww I dont play football.." "You dont play ball! The hell boy what do you play then!?" Me-"I dont play sports much anymore since highschool.." Always followed by this and just walkin away. [/img] /MakeFatRalphylooknotsobigoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 nah, her voice isnt too manly. she kicks it at my bar and hella dudes dont know she has a dick. she told me shes really into football, so thats cool, ya know? we both have a dick and like the oregon ducks, so we have shit in common.... Not to resurrect an old thread but at least you can be sure it's not this so that's a plus haha ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 i just had to explain to my girlfriend this thread was made by vanfullofretards and she didnt miss a beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 27, 2010 Author Share Posted August 27, 2010 I'VE BEEN FUCKIN COMIN HERE FOR LIKE 4 FUCKIN YEARS NOW. JOKES OVER ON THE NAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 says you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 but you out do yourself every single time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 my girl thought February was spelled without an R..for 23 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 wait...are you going to be showing pics of your girls tits at any point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 27, 2010 Author Share Posted August 27, 2010 As for reasons stated previously, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwrite24 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 TELL HER ITS A REFUND!! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwrite24 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 wait...are you going to be showing pics of your girls tits at any point? this should become a porn thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwrite24 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 what the fuck is a girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 and if it hasn't been said... Fucking QUARTERBACKS. How do THEY work?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 my ex thought Alaska was an island, because on a US map it's in it's own box.. So her not knowing about football is okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Everything outside of the 48 continental is an island. Get your head straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNIE DIZOE Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 My ex had never heard of the Black Panthers. She was also a really intelligent girl, so I have no idea how Most book smart females tend to be stupid in real life. And that goes double if she's a blonde. [ATTACH]144315.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNIE DIZOE Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 my girl thought February was spelled without an R..for 23 years... It is spelled with an R. You even just spelled it that way yourself. facepalm.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 HOLY SHIT! ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Most book smart females tend to be stupid in real life. And that goes double if she's a blonde. She was book and real world smart, that was just one glaring thing that I found very odd. And I don't really fuck with teh blondez. It is spelled with an R. You even just spelled it that way yourself. facepalm.jpg "Without" facepalm.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 ...WHAT A FUCKING QUARTERBACK IS. Yeah, like football quarterback. que 12oz opinions Sounds like you'd rather have a boyfriend to discuss such manly matters as football with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 ^sounds like you would like to play that position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I was watching espn with my girl in the morning and they were talking about football. Reminded me of this thread. Soo, to cut to the chase..For the first time today, I heard 6 words that I never heard before and hope I never do again. "Sorry babe, I'm on my period." :( :confused: /c00lstorybr0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 YOU USUALLY FUCK MEN? HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THOSE 6 WORDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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