SystemFailure Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I hope one of them was Faggot. Something about calling a girl a faggot which I really enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Van, not hitting on her but I like your GF. Fuck football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 doing[/color] graffiti.. it could be worse. Grammar pls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 pee in her butt. yo son how u know about that? you dont know about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I hope one of them was Faggot. Something about calling a girl a faggot which I really enjoy. same... but did not i just kept laughing at her while saying "DAYTIME TINGZ" & stupid shit like that also, i dont know shit about football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 yo son how u know about that? you dont know about that? I lurk'd moar for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Then wrapped her in saran wrap while she slept? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Does she know how to make a sandwich? If so -there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 nah, im more of a dutch oven man... and football without the football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 *fixed yo girlfriend so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a Nickelback coverband! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8g8S6F3do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 My girl owed me 35 bucks. She said she only had a 50. So I said I'll give her a 20 and she can give me the 50 and we'll call it even. She laughed. 5 minutes later she opened the calculator and came back with the 50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNIE DIZOE Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 She's a fucking female. Most females don't give a shit about football, much less know anything about it. She was probably just trying to strike up conversation with you about shit that you're into, and you told her to get in the van. Next time just tell her to make you a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 punch her in the mouf and get the fridge to sack her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 My girl owed me 35 bucks. She said she only had a 50. So I said I'll give her a 20 and she can give me the 50 and we'll call it even. She laughed. 5 minutes later she opened the calculator and came back with the 50. yo' bitch is retarded nigga like forreal you railin' out a fundamentally challenged ass she-corky don't even give me that old "yeah but them titties ain't retarded" jive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURSE_mbs Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 sock that bitch in the neck and make her swallow.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I don't know what a quarterback is Probably something to do with football thougj Don't judge me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURSE_mbs Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 haha aww poor guy :/ your missing out bro football is the shittttt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURSE_mbs Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 especially them RAIDERS... :skull: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 yo' bitch is retarded nigga like forreal you railin' out a fundamentally challenged ass she-corky don't even give me that old "yeah but them titties ain't retarded" jive she has her moments... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURSE_mbs Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 pussy is pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 what a dumb dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Take her to a game. Get her drunk. and ditch her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 If she gives a good head case I say give her a pass. I do have to say though that it's a little surprising... I mean... even non-football people know what the term quarterback is. Was she raised in a compound of some sort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 i think it would be kind of cool to meet a girl that is that out of it that she didn't know what a quarterback was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Aight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 god damn,god dammmn bless asian baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 who gives a fuck about football anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 My ex had never heard of the Black Panthers. She was also a really intelligent girl, so I have no idea how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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