groyn shmoyn Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'm tired of being poor & even worse I'm black my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch. i learned something new today. fer real tho... i found 500 bucks once. i kept it. call the cops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I usually hire Michael Jackson impersonators to dance by the registers while I walk out with paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 tranny club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonjello Jones Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I say post up your tricks or techniques, else shall you let the old proverb ring true, No honor amongst thieves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 This thread sucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 PE3Pz wh0 pai$ 4 pa!Nt i$ FaGg0tz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! dont fuck around with party city, they are brutal when it comes to returns and stealing, im talking about these niggas fix broken merch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urotsukidōji Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 yo what is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Fail thread. Some things aren't meant to be discussed on the interweb official first post c0-sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realize Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I found a dollar in my hamper......mad loot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Fail thread. Some things aren't meant to be discussed on the interweb if you need to know yo already know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 oh yeah and if yo want to rack anything, be white and dress nice, then call your black homie and have him dress bummy and lurk by the most expensive items in said store. Walk out with whatever you want /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 lol punk ass lp's thinkin they can chase a nigga down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Dear Keepitrail, Keepitlegal. Sincerely, LC P.S.- http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=131012&highlight=flipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 search shoplifting threads. as far back as 2002, you'll find the best tips involve shoplifting tits on the other hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 ah stop bumping this thread....I almost never get stoned and last night I got super fucking retarted and wanted to be joe cool mcthreadstarter. actually it was an elaborately planned test. almost everyone passed. except swindle! haha but forreal lock this shit up in the homo dungeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 if you bang a girl and then she goes to sleep that means everything in her purse is for for you to keep be sure to claim your $27.48, orbit chewing gum, tampax pearls, nail clippers, etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! dont fuck around with party city, they are brutal when it comes to returns and stealing, im talking about these niggas fix broken merch. what would you want at party city? Doin your fill ins with silly string and aerosol hair dye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 party city has window paint markers. easily refillable, easily pocketable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 also, this thread is against 12oz rules. tisk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 did not know that. I feel bad I learned sometyhing in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 if you bang a girl and then she goes to sleep that means everything in her purse is for for you to keep be sure to claim your $27.48, orbit chewing gum, tampax pearls, nail clippers, etc. I just take the whole purse now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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