stilltellingliestome Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i been with two girls who have said they got hpv...regardless of what ever it is i wrapped my shit up and went to town. So what i read so far my jimmy jay jay johnson-farrakhan (my name for my dick) is safe right? But wtf kinda std is that shit?:D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FUNCTION!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 The following errors occurred with your search: 1. Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. i just wanna know what can it do to a dude? nothing right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i been with two girls who have said they got hpv...regardless of what ever it is i wrapped my shit up and went to town. Wh-what?!?! This, on top of you saying that 2 other chix you were with went lez or might have gone lez AND you posted them in Smash or Trash meaning they are questionable, does not look very good for you. Get a hold of yourself dude- literal and figurative advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 so... what are you trying to prove here? that your a scumbag? I mean theres plenty of other places on the internet they you may be able to glean some knowledge on the topic... And if you didn't already know what HPV was and some broad told you she had it why did you still smash? Not knowing what HPV is i would be atleast concerned enough that it reads alot like HIV and not hit it.... but yea even tho you are probably lying you probably got it. Its a contact is enough virus... Good luck with that. I hear duct tape works wonders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Yeah. You're fine. Moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 First word of advice: dont expect to get anything other than fucked with by asking a question like that on a forum like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 its a virus that has a few dozen different strains, some more dangerous than others. it's harmless to most people, and their immune systems clear it within 2 years normally. in healthy people it can be gone in as fast as 3-6 months. men are only carriers for it. the worst thing that can happen is certain rare cancers like testicular and penile cancer. in men it can more commonly cause genital warts, which doctors can remove normally. theres no FDA approved test for men, though. So you'll never know if you got it from your ex or vice-versa; nor will you be able to check yourself for it. in women it can cause ovarian and cervical cancer, but can also be fought off by a healthy immune system. girls can test for it via pap smear and regular pap smears are the best way to test for irregularities caused by the virus which may lead to the cancers listed above. It's estimated that about 50% of sexually active people worldwide will have the disease at some point in their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 HugePuffyVagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 the worst thing that can happen is certain rare cancers like testicular and penile cancer. in men it can more commonly cause genital warts. Oh, is that all? Well fuck away then. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Timmy says you get dick warts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 ESPO -W- EAZY E ------------> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 you better hurry up and stick your dick in the mashed potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i dont care to read through this so ill just hope its fatal what ever it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 dick warts=srs bizzns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i dont care to read through this so ill just hope its fatal what ever it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 ha... get a hold of myself? what ... lol so what happens to the girl? listen when i get aids or twins i will relaxe meanwhile its sunday...wtf is this the church of 12oz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Wh-what?!?! This, on top of you saying that 2 other chix you were with went lez or might have gone lez AND you posted them in Smash or Trash meaning they are questionable, does not look very good for you. Get a hold of yourself dude- literal and figurative advice. i mean can't we all just laugh at life? :confused: im no more dysfunctional than anyone else right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 **troll thread starter.. but anywho... CONDOMS DONT STOP HPV... ITS FROM PUBIC SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT... CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE GOT WARTS... now go google up some useful info and get educated on what you will be dealing with.. kthxbi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 repeat thread is retarded also he doesnt have warts per se - that doesnt come til later/if at all - just the virus; which something like 1 out of 3 people have REGARDLESS - i hope you get banned and die of dick cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Warts are only one type of HPV out of 60. Those coldsores you got as a kid are another. +50% chance to get cervical cancer is another one. The list goes on. Wrap it up and hope for the best. Welcome to 2010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 errr soup. I think cold sores are herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 +50% chance to get cervical cancer is another one. YOU CALLED? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Believe it or not, This poor mother fucker has HPV and has it all over his body. So in other words if two of the unlucky girls you have been lucky enough to bang have HPV, then they all probably have it. As for your fucking shitty name for your dick, you can re-name it the "shit-cock of wart fest mountiain" happy fucking fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH /noidonthaveHPV /butiknowpeoplewhodoandtheystressthatshitlikeamotherfucker The way i see it. You do the best you can, wrapping it up, giving up dome, and nobody can be mad at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 giving up dome - HAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somedude Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Everyone has hpv, no big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I unknowingly gave my girlfriend Human Papillomavirus. It's pretty much harmless to me and not too evil to her, although in rare circumstances she could contract cervical cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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